Author Topic: Complaint against Badspot  (Read 13506 times)

stop writing big words you big nerds

I wouldn't be surprised if this thread already has more words than some of the biggest topics on this forum, lol.

http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
thanks

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My complaint about TwitchPlaysPokemon

I'm not an activist, and I'm not a cynic. I'm just a person who wants to take acts of bias seriously and limit them with education or discipline wherever they are detected. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. Think of TwitchPlaysPokemon's half-measures as being the sum of two components: a selfish component that consists of TwitchPlaysPokemon's desire to supplant national heroes with morally corrupt, crime-stained cardsharps and an effrontive component that consists of everything else. We are concerned primarily with the former.

While you or I might find it natural to want to help you reflect and reexamine your views on TwitchPlaysPokemon, once in a blue moon, which is still far too often, one encounters the lie that it has answers to everything. A quick way to refute this myth is to note that knowledge is the key that unlocks the shackles of bondage. That's why it's important for you to know that in my view, everyone should be aware of the history of TwitchPlaysPokemon's guild. Although its guild began as a splinter faction of its high-handed adversarialism society, it rapidly morphed into TwitchPlaysPokemon's primary mechanism for snatching people off the street and transporting them across the world to be tortured. The significance of this transformation is that TwitchPlaysPokemon says it'll remake the map of the world into a TwitchPlaysPokemon-friendly checkerboard of puppet regimes and occupation governments if anyone dare threaten the existence of its club. What's scary is that “threaten” can be defined in an almost unlimited number of ways. For instance, TwitchPlaysPokemon might consider it threatening if one were to claim that an injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere. Keep that in mind the next time you catch TwitchPlaysPokemon unleashing a wave of immorality and promiscuity.

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of course, if TwitchPlaysPokemon had learned anything from history, it'd know that it favors awarding “get out of jail free” cards to convicted traitors (as long as they happen to be members of its salacious, unregenerate Bonapartism movement). This issue is coming to the fore because it says it's going to jawbone aimlessly sometime soon. Good old TwitchPlaysPokemon. It just loves to open its mouth and let all kinds of things come out without listening to how nauseating they sound.

TwitchPlaysPokemon warrants that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket “reforms” from its habitués. Perhaps it has some sound arguments on its side, but if so it's keeping them hidden. I'd say it's far more likely that the last time TwitchPlaysPokemon reached into its bag of dirty tricks, it pulled out a scheme to resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution. Still, I recommend you check out some of its ruderies and draw your own conclusions on the matter.

It's shocking just how disgusting TwitchPlaysPokemon can be. (Yes, I disagree both with TwitchPlaysPokemon's point and with the way it makes it, but that's a different story.) TwitchPlaysPokemon's insults will have consequences—very serious consequences. We ought to begin doing something about that. We ought to construct an equitable and inclusive community. We ought to spread the word that a lot of people may end up getting hurt before the final spasm of its rage is played out. To say anything else would be a lie.

TwitchPlaysPokemon posits its ebullitions as anti-extremism. In reality, though, they're not anti-extremism at all but rather post-extremism. That is, they're a step beyond extremism in that TwitchPlaysPokemon uses them as an excuse to erect a shrine of nepotism. TwitchPlaysPokemon keeps missing my point. More specifically, it keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that the need TwitchPlaysPokemon's groupies have for its pea-brained personal attacks is especially strong as a means of transferring blame—an outlet for the despair they face when normal channels of protest and change are closed—TwitchPlaysPokemon seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that I have a problem with its use of the phrase, “We all know that…”. With this phrase, TwitchPlaysPokemon doesn't need to prove its claim that it possesses an innate, fixed, pure, and essential identity that makes it superior to the rest of us; it merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that this is the best of all possible worlds and that it is the best of all possible organizations. This belief is due to a basic confusion that can be cleared up simply by stating that TwitchPlaysPokemon wins people over to its brotherhood of nettlesome stupes by convincing them that it can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. I suppose such phenomenal success in recruitment is to be expected when preying upon impressionable and innocent souls in search of answers. I can scarcely imagine the difficulty such people will encounter when they eventually learn that TwitchPlaysPokemon has made it known that it fully intends to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of totalitarianism. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be.

Call me morally questionable if you'd like; I will still do everything in my power to enable patriots to use their freedoms to save their freedoms. Then, I will announce to the world that when I was growing up, we were taught that one should always try to play an essential role in the struggle against entrenched class, race, and gender hierarchies of privilege and power. Nowadays, it seems that more and more kids are being taught that TwitchPlaysPokemon is an irreplaceable shaman who can cure the sick, divine the hidden, and control events. You can thank TwitchPlaysPokemon for this brutish pedagogical viewpoint, especially given that it seems to assume that it is an organization of peace. This is an assumption of the worst kind because its grunts have been seen imposing a vast repressive apparatus of monolithic proportions on our daily lives. TwitchPlaysPokemon claimed it would take responsibility for this unhinged behavior, but in fact it did nothing to fix matters or punish the culprits. This proves that TwitchPlaysPokemon wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that I want to make this clear so that those who do not understand deeper messages embedded within sarcastic irony—and you know who I'm referring to—can process my point.

Let's get reasonable; there doesn't seem to be much we can do about this. There are several logical contradictions in its position on this matter. For example, TwitchPlaysPokemon is entirely inconsistent in its views. On one hand, TwitchPlaysPokemon insists that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. But on the other hand, it favors using threats of fiscal harm to coerce officious philologasters into seizing control of the power structure. How much clearer do I have to explain things before you can see its hypocrisy?

Although I embrace a true diversity of views—religious, political, and otherwise—TwitchPlaysPokemon's view that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to engage in an endless round of finger pointing is nothing less than contumelious. I, not being one of the many ruthless gadflies of this world, am definitely annoyed with TwitchPlaysPokemon's insistence that science is merely a tool invented by the current elite to maintain power. Sorry, TwitchPlaysPokemon, but that's not a fact. That's intellectual dishonesty bordering on lunacy. If TwitchPlaysPokemon wanted to speak the truth, it should have said that it is secretly planning to demand that Earth submit to the dominion of cold-blooded troglodytes. I realize that that may sound rather conspiratorial and far-fetched to most people, which is why you need to understand that TwitchPlaysPokemon's denunciations are based on hate. Hate, communism, and an intolerance of another viewpoint, another way of life.

I must emphasize that TwitchPlaysPokemon has been trying desperately hard to make the case that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct. Sorry, TwitchPlaysPokemon, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that TwitchPlaysPokemon always looks the other way when one of its flacks gets it in his head to infiltrate the media with the express purpose of disseminating reprehensible information. Apparently, the principle laid down by Jean-Marie Collot d'Herbois during the French Reign of Terror still holds true today: Tout est permis à quiconque agit dans le sens de la révolution. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: I have a score to settle with TwitchPlaysPokemon.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the generator basically making me a reply to his reddit comment.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 05:56:40 PM by SpongeCraft1212 »

TL;DR, put it through a summarizer:

Some of Badspot's adherents have privately reassured me that Badspot isn't as bellicose as he sounds.

I urge all of my beautiful and loyal fans to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong and prove to the world that when I hear Badspot's comrades parrot the party line-that we should all bear the brunt of Badspot's actions-I see them not as people but as machines.

Taking into account Badspot's background, education, and intelligence, I am quite sure that Badspot would not be able to understand my response.

http://smmry.com

I wonder how it'll turn out with my complaint...

Think of TwitchPlaysPokemon's half-measures as being the sum of two components: a selfish component that consists of TwitchPlaysPokemon's desire to supplant national heroes with morally corrupt, crime-stained cardsharps and an effrontive component that consists of everything else.

That's why it's important for you to know that in my view, everyone should be aware of the history of TwitchPlaysPokemon's guild.

Although its guild began as a splinter faction of its high-handed adversarialism society, it rapidly morphed into TwitchPlaysPokemon's primary mechanism for snatching people off the street and transporting them across the world to be tortured.

Of course, if TwitchPlaysPokemon had learned anything from history, it'd know that it favors awarding "Get out of jail free" cards to convicted traitors.

I'd say it's far more likely that the last time TwitchPlaysPokemon reached into its bag of dirty tricks, it pulled out a scheme to resolve a moral failure with an immoral solution.

I can scarcely imagine the difficulty such people will encounter when they eventually learn that TwitchPlaysPokemon has made it known that it fully intends to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of totalitarianism.

My counterargument is that TwitchPlaysPokemon always looks the other way when one of its flacks gets it in his head to infiltrate the media with the express purpose of disseminating reprehensible information.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 05:50:57 PM by SpongeCraft1212 »

this has to be copypasta



forget you, I do what I want. Had to manually make it lowercase. forget grammar.
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In this letter I intend to express my views about dargereldren with gentleness and respect. Let me skip right to the punchline: When dargereldren's ballyhoos are challenged, he usually responds by producing a large number of utterly furacious extravagancies, most libidinous indecencies, and, above all, the most appalling blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. Well, you can't really expect him to defend his positions with facts, explanations, logical arguments, or even references to events that occurred less than two years ago, can you? I've heard him say that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is dargereldren secretly trying to leave us in the lurch? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that some day, his negligent, malign collaborators may ask you why you think it's a good idea to convince the government to clamp down hard on dargereldren's jeremiads. If you're too stunned to answer immediately they'll answer for you, probably stating that dargereldren is renowned for his racial and cultural sensitivity. You should therefore be prepared to tell these officious draffsacks that dargereldren knows exactly where he wants his critics. He wants to put them in the lowest-paying jobs. He wants to put them outside the equal protection of the law. He wants to put them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. And then he expects them to sing his praises? The reality is that dargereldren markets his snow jobs as helpful and entertaining. In reality, they're a a hellish nightmare from which we may never awaken.

Although dargereldren wants to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind, if we fail to encourage the ethos of exchange value over use value, then we have no one to blame but ourselves. All of the bad things that are currently going on are a symptom of his vainglorious announcements. They are not a cause; they are an effect. A day without dargereldren would be like a day without wrongheaded plagiarism. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that his long-term goal is to break down age-old institutions and customs. I hate to break it to him, but down that path lies only heartache and tears. That's why I insist on mentioning that this is just simple math. That is, if A is more gutless than B, and B is more gutless than C, then A is more gutless than C, right? In case you don't have the secret decoder ring, A is a lousy hoodwinker; B is a heartless philosophaster; and C is dargereldren.

dargereldren is still going around insisting that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of odious stereotypes. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that he is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. I'm no expert, but it seems to me that like a verbal magician, he knows how to lie without appearing to be lying, how to bury secrets in mountains of garbage-speak. As I conclude this letter, let me remind you that my goal in writing it was not only to maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting dargereldren. I sought also to use this letter as a means to brush away the cobwebs of statism.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2015, 12:44:49 AM by dargereldren »

Is this Kalphiter?

Edit:  Nah, don't think so.
« Last Edit: May 19, 2015, 02:19:44 AM by SWAT One »

Please forgive me, but I told you so. I predicted long ago that Lord Betel A Geuse V would peddle the snake oil of blockish wowserism. Now that he has, I'd like to express my thoughts on the matter. The following paragraphs are intended as an initial, open-ended sketch of how bad the current situation is.

Betel's confidants have been waxing stridently about Machiavellianism, Betel's complaints, and why Betel should seize control over where we eat, sleep, socialize, and associate with others. Meanwhile, I have been improving the lot of humankind. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I hope to achieve widespread recognition that the other day I surveyed the first few people I met. Only one person I interviewed actually believes that the purpose of life is self-gratification. (I found out later that that person is a member of Betel's den of thieves so I feel that we can safely discount his opinion.) Everyone else I polled already realizes that Betel does, occasionally, make a valid point. But when he says that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced, that's where the facts end and the ludicrousness begins.

I recently heard Betel tell a bunch of people that our elected officials should be available for purchase by special-interest groups. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. Those who prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence do us all a great injustice. The same holds true for harebrained, shameless guttersnipes. I support those who devote their life to education and activism. It is through their tireless efforts that people everywhere are learning that I, not being one of the many gin-swilling research stars of this world, don't care what others say about Betel. He's still unscrupulous, thrasonical, and he intends to make a mockery of our most fundamentally held beliefs. Apparently, he has been preying on people's emotions of fear, envy, and resentment. We need to have long memories and no forgiveness of that sort of behavior. Instead, we must help people help themselves.

Time cannot change Betel's behavior. Time merely enlarges the field in which Betel can, with ever-increasing intensity and thoroughness, renege on an incredibly large number of promises. If his plan to pooh-pooh the reams of solid evidence pointing to the existence and operation of a wrongheaded coterie of frotteurism is to be discouraged then the wisest course of action is to shine a bright light on Betel's beliefs (as I would certainly not call them logically reasoned arguments), which flourish mainly in the darkness of materialism. Before we start down that road I ought to remind you that he emphatically denounces all of my evidence that he is an expert at faking sincerity. He does so in a manner strongly reminiscent of the denunciation sessions once held in the Soviet Union and Communist China for those who deviated from the ideological line of those who held power. What's scary about that is that Betel is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, he frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to endow libertinism with a false legitimacy.

Over time, Betel's hate sheets have progressed from being merely dishonest to being superdishonest, hyperdishonest, and recently ultradishonest. In fact, I'd say that now they're even megadishonest. Whether or not Betel should deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating ought to be a simple question, far beyond the realm of debate. However, it will not be easy to begin the debate about his casus belli. Nevertheless, we must attempt to do exactly that for the overriding reason that the legality of Betel's doolally rantings seems dubious. Alas, I am not aware of any lawsuit that has challenged them so all we can say for now is that from secret-handshake societies meeting at “the usual place” to back-door admissions committees, Betel's confederates have always found a way to pervert human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior.

No matter what Betel thinks, an understanding of the damage that may be caused by his brain-damaged witticisms isn't something I expect everyone to develop the first time they hear about it. That's why I write over and over again and from so many different angles about how Betel has recently altered the tone of his holier-than-thou attitudes. They're no longer a dirge-like recitation of perpetual victimization but rather a preview of new trends in “resistance” propagandizing. For example, Betel has been showcasing his latest techniques for obscuring unpleasant facts, facts such as that his jackbooted conclusions ridicule the accomplishments of generations of great men and women. News of this deviousness must spread like wildfire if we are ever to improve the world.

If we take Betel's jibes to their logical conclusion, we see that by the end of the decade, Betel will distract attention from more important issues. I have a dream, a mission, a set path that I would like to travel down. Specifically, my goal is to ask the tough questions and not shy away from the tough answers. Of course, I have an intense dislike of laughable Machiavellians. Fortunately, laughable Machiavellians don't normally conspire with evil. Betel, in contrast, does little else, which leads me to believe that if anything will free us from the shackles of his pugnacious, repressive polemics, it's knowledge of the world as it really is. It's knowledge that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to struggle unceasingly against Betel's unremitting stream of cacodoxies and slander. And just let him try and stop me.

If I chose to do so I could write exclusively about Betel's predatory cajoleries and never be lacking for material. Nonetheless, I'd rather spend some time discussing how it may seem difficult at first to cultivate people's minds and refine their judgment. It is. But there has been little scientific or scholarly brown townysis of Betel's capricious pleas. This is a glaring omission in strategic discourse, one that can be rectified only by examining how it's irrelevant that my allegations are 100% true. Betel distrusts my information and arguments and will forever maintain his current opinions.

My only wonder is, What will be the next object of attack from Betel's guild? I can give you only my best estimate, made after long and anxious consideration, but I do not pose as an expert in these matters. I can say only that Betel's reaction to our latest crCIA diligently fulfils the first law of reactive politics. That is to say, do something, no matter how blinkered. Issue orders. Look busy. Forget about how if we can understand what has caused the current plague of feebleminded brigands, I believe that we can then examine the social and cultural conditions that lead Betel to enact new laws forcing anyone who's not one of his co-conspirators to live in an environment that can be described, at best, as contemptuously tolerant. I'm going to be 100% honest here: If Betel can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that disaffected, snooty oniomaniacs are easily housebroken, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Batty Rhetoric. In the meantime, Betel says that he is as innocent as a newborn lamb. This is noxious falsehood. The truth is that his favorite buzzword these days is “crCIA”. Betel likes to tell us that we have a crCIA on our hands. He then argues that the only reasonable approach to combat this crCIA is for him to impose orthodoxy and suppress dissent. In my opinion, the real crCIA is the dearth of people who understand that Betel claims that he's above everyone else. With all due credit to Betel's fertile imagination, this claim makes no concession to the facts. The truth is that if I said that children should get into cars with strangers who wave lots of yummy candy at them, I'd be a liar. But I'd be being completely honest if I said that he is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks.

Although our hearts and minds are yearning for a vision of life where love endures, where unity is built, and where freedom finds meaning in truth, when Betel tells us that the Earth is flat, he somehow fails to mention that evil prevails when good people do nothing. He fails to mention that he's the high priest of antipluralism. And he fails to mention that unlike him, when I make a mistake I'm willing to admit it. Consequently, if—and I'm bending over backwards to maintain the illusion of “innocent until proven guilty”—Betel were not actually responsible for trying to work hand-in-glove with oppugnant pronks, then I'd stop saying that I think that I, speaking as someone who is not a directionless antagonist, have been a veritable oasis of civility in the present debate. My views, of course, are not the issue here. The issue is that the ultimate aim of his jeers is to restructure society as a pyramid with Betel at the top, Betel's peons directly underneath, rebarbative misers beneath them, and the rest of at the bottom. This new societal structure will enable Betel to violate international laws, which makes me realize that we mustn't tolerate the likes of Betel A Geuse. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. In the end, it is undeniable by anyone but temperamental mendicants (also known as Lord Betel A Geuse V's apple-polishers) that giving Betel the means to emphasize the negative in our lives instead of accentuating the positive is like supplying the gun to your own robber.


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Holy stuff. You've typed enough for me to make a small essay.

This entire thread is basically an essay.
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Welcome to no TL;DR the thread.
Edit: do me
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