Author Topic: Complaint against Badspot  (Read 13633 times)

So basically you said Badspot sucks and he is a money whore, but you didn't want to straight up say that, so you over complicated it with a generator so Badspot wont ban you?
the entire thread is a joke dingus

still noone's done me
speaking of dinguses

In all my letters, I try harder than anything else to make myself clear. I try to state things as simply and unambiguously as I can because I find that that's the best way to convince my readers that what Mr. Man considers a fair shake, the rest of us consider a repressive, humiliating, culture-stripping experience. Some background is in order: Some of Man's foot soldiers were kind enough to provide a locus classicus for Man's intentions. They wrote, “Man told us that what he wants more than anything else is to 'enlighten' anyone who doesn't believe that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands.” I don't know about you, but that tells me that Man is not only immoral but amoral. His values are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, “bunk”—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because the practice of intersectionality—that is, taking into account the way different forms of oppression mutually reinforce each other and differentially affect different subgroups—was not developed for the sake of a “more oppressed than you” competition. It was developed precisely in order to promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad.

Man's compadres have tried, sometimes successfully and sometimes not, to extend an upas shadow over all that is right and good. What typically stymies them in this quest is their failure to consider the fact that I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that Man had the same intellectual honesty. When I first heard about his mind games, I dismissed them as merely daffy. But when I later learned that Man wants me to fall firmly into the hands of lusk brownshirts, I realized that the one thing that's central to all of Man's brainless shell games is a desire to subject human beings to indignities. I call this the New Alarmism. The old alarmism was concerned only with promoting violence in all its forms—physical, loveual, psychological, economical, and social. Although that was bad enough, even relative to the rest of his brotherhood of furacious drug lords, Man is a fascinatingly exotic paladin of cynicism, a neon pearooster in a field of Guernsey cows. What's even more fascinating is that the legality of Man's heinous, haughty pranks seems dubious. Alas, I am not aware of any lawsuit that has challenged them so all we can say for now is that what we're seeing is a domino effect of events that started with Man stating that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. That prevarication incited his trucklers to cause riots in the streets. Supercilious soi-disant do-gooders reacted, in turn, by discrediting and intimidating the opposition. The next domino to fall, not surprisingly, was a widespread increase in nepotism, and that's the event that galvanized me to tell everyone that Man has been trying hard to protect what has become a lucrative racket for him. Unfortunately, that lucrative racket has a hard-to-overlook consequence: it will steal the fruits of other people's labor before the year is over.

Well, sure; you'd think Man would see how testy and headlong he appears, but that doesn't change reality. His faithfuls fight more for the negative destruction of opposing ideologies than for the positive promotion of their own. That being the case, we can infer that there are many roads leading to the defeat of his plans to ascribe opinions to me that I don't even hold. I personally profess that all of these roads must eventually pass through the same set of gates: the ability to free people from the fetters of adventurism's poisonous embrace. Perhaps it is within human nature to be at least part abysmal and part self-aggrandizing, but certain facts are clear. For instance, he commemorates Resistentialism Awareness Week, as if that were a legitimate holiday.

People often get the impression that what I call cacodemonic philosophasters and Man's apple-polishers are separate entities. Not so. When one catches cold, the other sneezes. As proof, note that Man has been growing more adept at suppressing our freedom. This is not a small, narrow, superficial matter of concern only to the self-absorbed few. Rather, just about everyone should pay attention to how Man says that his ignorance is just as good as our knowledge. Such verbal gems teach us that it would be charitable of me not to mention that the nicest thing that can be said about Man's peeps is that they are shameless hoddypeaks out to accelerate our descent into the cesspool of caciquism. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity so I will instead maintain that his loopy, moonstruck screeds often resemble an inverted fairy tale in that the triumph of innocence comes at the start and the ugly sisters of mercantalism and Dadaism enter on stage in triumph for the final curtain.

Man's fairy tales, while ideologically grounded in a rhetoric and practice of onanism, are surrounded by a cloak of secrecy and “plausible denial”. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how Man is best known for being an agent, perpetrator, and abettor of larrikinism, irresponsibility, debauchery, and violence. I will now cite the proof of that statement. The proof begins with the observation that we must soon make one of the most momentous decisions in history. We must decide whether to let Man shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus or, alternatively, whether we should shine a light on his efforts to impose a vast repressive apparatus of monolithic proportions on our daily lives. Upon this decision rests the stability of society and the future peace of the world. My view on this decision is that if Man thinks that people prefer “cultural integrity” and “multicultural sensitivity” to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life, then he's sadly mistaken. I, for one, challenge you to ponder this subject with the broadest vision possible.

still noone's done me
Mr.Man has done multiple drugs--
Nevermind

Mr.Man has done multiple drugs--
Nevermind
I am not short on words, so please bear with the length of this letter. What follows is the story of how RTBARCHIVE can be so rich in the rhetoric of democracy and yet so poor in its implementation. This brings us to the dark underside of his ideals, the side that's known to create a situation so crCIA-packed that it will inevitably open the door to Bonapartism. My purpose is to explain the RTBARCHIVE factor in the equation of sectarianism. Most of the battles I fight along the way are exigencies, not long-range educational activities. Nevertheless, when he says that he's a wonderful human being, that's just a load of spucatum tauri.

I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that RTBARCHIVE had the same intellectual honesty. I recently heard him tell a bunch of people that wars end only when a goodhearted, newly enlightened tyrant heeds the advice of transnational peace activists. I can't adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don't know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text. And what of it? He ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: He has been causing a lot of wahala by attacking the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview.

Fact: He chooses to ignore the fact that our national consciousness still bears the stain and the scars of letting him empty garbage pails full of the vilest slanders and defamations on the clean garments of honorable people.

Fact: Barbarism is the leitmotif of his treacheries.

In addition, we must all face the storm and stress of exposing false prophets who preach that one hallmark of an advanced culture is the rejection of rationalism. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that RTBARCHIVE's comments are often appallingly pro-censorship, sometimes oppugnant, frequently off-point, and occasionally nitpicky. Nevertheless, they do tell us something important about RTBARCHIVE. They tell us that RTBARCHIVE intends to give lunatics control of the asylum.

I personally have not forgotten that RTBARCHIVE's rank-and-file followers are ineducable. I have not forgotten that none of RTBARCHIVE's imprecations changes my mind about anything. And I cannot forget that if it weren't for RTBARCHIVE's double standards he would have no standards at all. Hence, it's totally a waste of time even to address RTBARCHIVE's hypocrisy. That's why I'll state merely that if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to give peace a chance.

My general thesis is that the suggestion that advertising is the most veridical form of human communication is wrong, absurd, and offensive. Nevertheless, RTBARCHIVE's factotums like to suggest such things to distract attention from the truth, which is that RTBARCHIVE's schemes are like the Hydra from Greek mythology. They continually acquire new heads and new strength. The only way to stunt their growth is to tell it like it is. The only way to destroy RTBARCHIVE's Hydra entirely is to provide more people with the knowledge that the practice of intersectionality—that is, taking into account the way different forms of oppression mutually reinforce each other and differentially affect different subgroups—was not developed for the sake of a “more oppressed than you” competition. It was developed precisely in order to take up the mantle and pursue virtue and knowledge. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: Revolting sapheads have increasingly been challenging all I stand for. RTBARCHIVE has a lot to answer for in regard to that.

Over the past couple of years I have had occasion to evaluate RTBARCHIVE's squibs in terms of their ability to foment a radical realignment of industrialized economies. What I have discovered shows, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that RTBARCHIVE's delitescent goal is to let refractory lamebrained-types serve as our overlords. The toll in human suffering and the loss of innocent lives that will ensue are clearly nonissues for him. RTBARCHIVE's deplorable, insecure campaigns can be quite educational. By studying them, students can observe firsthand the consequences of having a mind consumed with paranoia, fear, hatred, and ignorance. If nothing else, I recently received some mail in which the writer stated, “All of RTBARCHIVE's threats are paralogistic.” I included that quote not because it is exceptional in any way but rather because it is typical of much of the mail I receive. I included it to show you that I'm not the only one who thinks that RTBARCHIVE claims to have read somewhere that his activities are on the up-and-up. I don't doubt that he has indeed read such a thing; one can find all sorts of crazy stuff on the Internet. More reliable sources, however, tend to agree that there are some simple truths in this world. First, RTBARCHIVE can't relate to anyone other than profligate wrongdoers. Second, it's time for an armed uprising against RTBARCHIVE. And finally, RTBARCHIVE needs a mental carminative. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, when I see him giving his implicit approval—and in some cases explicit approval—to make life less pleasant for us I think that he uses the word “literally” when he means “metaphorically”. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, RTBARCHIVE is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks.

RTBARCHIVE's legatees surely don't want us to create a world in which credentialism, warlordism, and revanchism are all but forgotten. That'd be too much of a threat to antidisestablishmentarianism, anti-intellectualism, and all of the other worthless things they worship. Clearly, they prefer using “pressure tactics”—that's a euphemism for “torture”—to coerce ordinary people into implanting within the government a set of fifth columnists who are devoted to RTBARCHIVE's dream of demanding that Earth submit to the dominion of chthonic politicos.

RTBARCHIVE's cynical demands are oozing with savagism. This is worth noting because griping about RTBARCHIVE will not make him stop trying to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to waste our time and money.

If it were true, as RTBARCHIVE claims, that he can override nature, then I wouldn't be saying that RTBARCHIVE is a soporific, morally corrupt individual. I use that label only when it's true. If you don't believe it is, then consider that RTBARCHIVE has never disproved anything I've ever written. He does, however, often try to discredit me by means of flagrant misquotations, by attributing to me views that I've never expressed. In the end, RTBARCHIVE keeps saying that he is a man of morality, achievements, and noble qualities, one who often sacrifices his own reputation or safety in order to pursue that which is right and those things that truly matter. I suggest taking such statements with a grain of salt because he's trying to confound people by using (and, in some cases, misusing) large, rare, and even archaic words. Let's remember that.

RTBARCHIVE's incompetent editorials will earn him a prominent spot in the pantheon of unilateralism. This isn't necessarily a new argument. Its roots go back at least to Foucault, and it has been elaborated in numerous venues, such as a book I recently read in which the author maintains that RTBARCHIVE says that everyone would be a lot safer if he were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions—even our library records. Why on Earth does RTBARCHIVE need to monitor our library records? As you no doubt realize, that's a particularly timely question. In fact, just half an hour ago I heard someone express the opinion that there is a tortured quality to RTBARCHIVE's reasoning, a careful avoidance of obvious conclusions, and a painstaking circumnavigation of embarrassing facts. I don't think anyone questions that. But did you know that he is unable to see any issue in a broad perspective or from more than one side?

Although RTBARCHIVE has never read carefully anything I've written, he is not only immoral but amoral. His belief is that we should cease to talk about “vague and unreal” objectives such as human rights, the raising of living standards, and democratization. Instead, we should be devising increasingly stiff-necked ways to stonewall on issues in which taxpayers see a vital public interest. That's RTBARCHIVE's opinion. My opinion is that he is unfit to hold any responsible position in government or anywhere else. To top that off, I once announced quite publicly that his cosmopolitan credentials are being used in the service of a radically anti-modernist, culturally and economically reactionary project. When I announced that, RTBARCHIVE could not be found for comment. Perhaps he was embarrassed that he and I are as different as chalk and cheese. RTBARCHIVE, for instance, wants to paralyze any serious or firm decision and thereby become responsible for the weak and half-hearted execution of even the most necessary measures. I, on the other hand, want to expand people's understanding of RTBARCHIVE's bloody-minded, untrustworthy anecdotes. That's why I need to tell you that I want to thank him for his ruminations. They give me an excellent opportunity to illustrate just how vicious RTBARCHIVE can be. I'd like to end this letter with a message for RTBARCHIVE. I'd like to say with emphasis and distinctness—not as a threat, but as a warning—that I will do whatever it takes to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of RTBARCHIVE's untoward pleas and the Charybdis of favoritism, and I won't let RTBARCHIVE stop me from achieving that goal.

Surely no argument is necessary to prove that there is no disguising the fact that RTBARCHIVE should pay for his mistakes. End of story. Actually, I should add that once one begins thinking about free speech, about oppressive, macabre crooks who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own moralistic beliefs, one realizes that he has been censoring any incomplicitous expostulations. To behave like this, he has had to abandon every ethical principle that governs responsible human activity. Perhaps such ruthlessness comes easily to him given that he expects us to behave like passive sheep. The only choice RTBARCHIVE believes we should be allowed to make for ourselves is whether to head towards his slaughterhouse at a trot or at a gallop. He unequivocally doesn't want us choosing to make this world a better place in which to live. If we fail to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences then all of our sacrifices will be as forgotten as the sand blowing across Ozymandias's dead empire. The “decay of that colossal wreck,” as the poet Shelley puts it, teaches us that RTBARCHIVE seems unable to think of turns of speech that aren't hackneyed. What really grates on my nerves, however, is that his prose consists less of words chosen for the sake of their meaning than of phrases tacked together like the sections of a prefabricated henhouse.

RTBARCHIVE, already oppressive with his impractical, unsympathetic morals, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for his reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that RTBARCHIVE promises his devotees that as soon as he's finished putting some delusional, pushy carouser up on a pedestal, they'll all become rich beyond their wildest dreams. There's an obvious brown townogy here to the way that vultures eat a cadaver and from its rottenness insects and worms suck their food. The point is that RTBARCHIVE is trying to brainwash us. He wants us to believe that it's indecent to put his lecherous annunciations out to pasture; that's boring; that's not cool. You know what I think of that, don't you? I think that we have much to fear from RTBARCHIVE. Personally, I'm afraid that in a lustrum or two, he'll impale us on a Morton's Fork: Either we let him cause one-sided flimflams to be entered into historical fact, or he'll provide the pretext for police-state measures. Regardless of which we choose, there's only one true drama queen around here, and RTBARCHIVE is the one wearing the crown.

RTBARCHIVE's mottos share a number of characteristics. They marginalize dissident voices. They pose a threat to the survival of democracy. And they dilute the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice. Put together, these characteristics imply that I find that some of RTBARCHIVE's choices of words in his pontifications would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted “xenophobic” for “anthropoteleological” and “hateful” for “theologicohistorical.” It has been revealed that RTBARCHIVE plans to cultivate the purest breed of irresponsibility. First reaction yields that some of his selfish programs of Gleichschaltung are so self-contradictory, they're their own refutation. A little more thought leads to the more accurate conclusion that it's not necessarily difficult to summon up the courage to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction. We can begin simply by leading a jacquerie against him. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that RTBARCHIVE once wrote a document whose sole purpose was to argue that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that he should be even slightly inconvenienced. This document was an endless sequence of intentional distortions, cynical manipulations of language, and outright lies. It served no purpose other to get people thinking about how RTBARCHIVE isn't interested in debates or open forums. He just wants to shut up dissenters. That's why RTBARCHIVE is exceedingly homophobic, predatory, stroppy, morally crippled, hotheaded, batty, pretentious, unruly, incomprehensible, and insensate. Sorry for the synathroesmus, but he finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, RTBARCHIVE does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or public-minded of citizens. Maybe his image would improve somewhat if he stopped excoriating attempts to bring questions of fanaticism into the (essentially apolitical) realm of pedagogy in language and writing.

If RTBARCHIVE wants to complain, he should have an argument. He shouldn't just throw out the word “individualistic”, for example, and expect us to be scared. He's putting a huge amount of effort into squashing his self-doubt and hiding his flaws. The more effort RTBARCHIVE puts into that, the worse things are when these suppressed traits finally bust out. When that happens—and it will surely happen—you should be sure to remember that if we let RTBARCHIVE sow the seeds of quislingism we'll be reaping the crop for quite a long time. Every out-of-touch, avaricious beggar must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag of alcoholism, and begin to redefine success and obscure failure. That's sufficient evidence for me, at least, to conclude that RTBARCHIVE has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic pink pixie dust over everything that he considers wretched or disreputable. Then again, just because RTBARCHIVE is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that the purpose of education is to induce correct opinion rather than to search for wisdom and liberate the mind.

RTBARCHIVE talks loudly about family values and personal responsibility but when it comes to backing up those words with actions, all he does is rob us of our lives, our health, our honor, and our belongings. Scurrilous Leninism is a disgrace to humanity but it cannot be eliminated by moral lectures or by pious intentions. No, it can be eradicated only if we bring strength to our families, power to our nation, and health to our cities. His goal is to threaten, degrade, poison, bulldoze, and kill this world of ours. How two-faced is that? How rancorous? How goofy?

Whether the downfall of our culture can be arrested by a violent rejection of RTBARCHIVE's petty, passive-aggressive taunts, I am unable to decide; that would require forces with whose existence I am unacquainted. Nevertheless, you may want to consider that it's sad that RTBARCHIVE's most full-throated claim is that he has the linguistic prowess to produce a masterwork of meritorious literature. One would think he could strive for a little more accuracy there. He could perhaps even admit that I've heard more than one member of his vainglorious peuplade state, “Drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government, and therefore, RTBARCHIVE is the one who will lead us to our great shining future”. In other words (to translate this linguistic mess), there is still hope for our society, real hope—not the false sense of hope that comes from the mouths of mudslinging saps but the hope that makes you eager to solve our problems over a negotiating table instead of resorting to the battlefield.

RTBARCHIVE keeps saying that the majority of disgusting philodoxes work 25 hours a day, eight days a week and thus deserve occasionally to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. This is exemplary of the nonsensical rhetoric and scaremongering that typifies the language of socially inept nutters and other nauseating grobians. This may sound like caricature, but he wants to keep us helpless and afraid. While none of us need to be so fearful, we are. These fears make it difficult for us to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. This is why is critical that we talk about how I recently heard a few of his lieutenants actually admit that RTBARCHIVE's raving toadies wring their hands with angst at the thought of someone like me rubbing RTBARCHIVE's nose in his own hypocrisy. In response to such admissions RTBARCHIVE began a campaign of retribution against many of his emotionalism outfit for their refusal to stay on message and support RTBARCHIVE's central mission, namely to prey on people's fear of political and economic instability. Harsh retribution will sincerely make his slaves think twice before acknowledging that RTBARCHIVE maintains that courtesy and manners don't count for anything. This is a complete fabrication without a scintilla of truth in it. What's more, RTBARCHIVE has been trying desperately hard to make the case that he serves as wisdom to the mighty and succor to the brave. Sorry, RTBARCHIVE, but I must respectfully disagree. My counterargument is that RTBARCHIVE has the seeds of his own destruction built right into his sordid worldview. Hence and therefore, the only weapons he has in his intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all he has, and he knows it.


Whaaa you typed that whole thing in only about 90 seconds!!!

Ipquarx for Badspot's Secretary.

We will be back next year! Mark it on your calendars!

marked 'bobah returns' on may 19th, 2016, at 4 PM EEST. your move.

really putting those homeroom vocab words to use

Tl:dr of entire thread?



What I have to say will probably provoke a response from   Penus  . He may label me “dysfunctional” or even “sanguinolent”. I realize and accept that as a consequence of what I am about to say. However, I do decidedly hope that Penus will read everything I have to say before labeling me. I assume you already know that Penus is urging us to follow him down the rabbit hole or through the looking glass into a wonderland of blackguardism, but I have something more important to tell you. Although this may come as a surprise to some readers, he occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular.

Sure, we could just sit back and let Penus corral his castigators into mini-Bantustans to prevent them from effecting concrete change in the functioning of our laws and institutions, but that prospect really grates on people who have any kind of common sense. He wants all of us to believe that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. I wonder if he really believes the things he says. He knows they're not true, doesn't he? I've excogitated one theory that almost completely answers that question. Unfortunately, it fails to take into account that if you ever ask Penus to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. His lies come in many forms. Some of his lies are in the form of undertakings. Others are in the form of hatchet jobs. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and pretended concern and compassion.

Penus is unhappy that people like me want to issue a call to conscience and reason. Such cavils notwithstanding, it may seem difficult at first to stop this insanity. It is. But it is as obvious as the nose on your face that the most obvious criticism of Penus is that he sates his bloodlust by engulfing the world in a dense miasma of ableism. I fail to grasp why Penus has so much difficulty understanding that. Perhaps it's because I am absolutely bewildered by the way that he likens his neurotic positions to the founding principles that shaped our nation. Not only do those two things lack equivalence, but they are not even commensurate, and volumes won't clarify a contrast that is apparent at first glance. It's like comparing a book of children's poetry to a research report that provides hard evidence that Penus has a knack for convincing testy, stingy grafters that recidivism is a beautiful entelechy that makes us whole. That's called marketing. The underlying trick is to use sesquipedalian terms like “conventionalization” and “pseudointernationalistic” to keep his sales pitch from sounding unstable. That's why you really have to look hard to see that Penus's epigones indisputably don't want us to challenge Penus's outlandish premises and dubious motives. That'd be too much of a threat to incendiarism, Comstockism, and all of the other sneaky things they worship. Clearly, they prefer eliminating those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny.

Do you really think that his put-downs epitomize wholesome family entertainment, as Penus claims? Wake up! Penus's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth but only shallow answers, saturnine resolutions to conflicts. Need I point out that the little I've written so far already buttresses the assertion that he needs to open up to the world around him? Nobody wants him to palliate and excuse the atrocities of his hatchet men, but Penus insists on doing it anyway. Should we blindly trust such bitter loan sharks? He has repeatedly indicated a desire to relegate persons to the status of things. Is that the sound of rarefied respectability that Penus's coadjutors so frequently attribute to Penus? The roostery blathering of a cynicism-oriented duffer is more like it. In fact, my cause is to name and shame Penus's shock troops for their inattentive acts of collectivism. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that Penus claims to have solutions to all of our problems. Usually, though, these supposed solutions ride on the backs of people who are poor, powerless, or who don't have the clout to serve on the side of Truth. It's these types of “solutions”, therefore, that demonstrate how Penus argues that his criticisms prevent smallpox. To maintain this thesis, Penus naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which he does by the desperate expedient of claiming that honesty and responsibility have no cash value and are therefore worthless.

Penus harbors persistent and inappropriate anger, but that's a story for another time. For now, I want to focus on the way that to Penus's mind, it's okay for him to indulge his every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. So that means that it is uneducated to question his rooster-and-bull stories, right? No, not right. The truth is that Penus's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, he always begins an argument with his conclusion (e.g., that his fulminations are a breath of fresh air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos) and therefore—not surprisingly—he always arrives at that very conclusion.

I could accept, perhaps, communications backed by the forces of logic and powerful reasoning. Diatribes marked with hypocrisy and contradiction, however, merit none of my respect. I, not being one of the many self-satisfied sots of this world, don't see how Penus can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that there are few certainties in life. I have counted only three: death, taxes, and Penus doing some loathsome thing every few weeks. Perhaps you haven't noticed that he is the root of all evil. Perhaps you haven't noticed that this is one letter that Penus doesn't want you to read. And perhaps you haven't noticed that my empirically validated theory is that as soon as his brethren draw unsuspecting wonks into the orbit of sinister, empty-headed drossy-types, their lectures will cease to challenge rather than accommodate the mainstream's presuppositions and instead will replace our natural soul with an artificial one. In response to all three of those possibilities, I need to inform you that Penus would have us believe that my bitterness at him is merely the latent projection of libidinal energy stemming from self-induced anguish. To be honest, he has never actually said that explicitly, but if you follow his logic—what little there is—you'll see that this is his real point.

Penus is doing everything in his power to make me roll over and play dead. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance. Before I move on, I just want to state once more that his thesis is that mysticism and paternalism are identical concepts. That's completely vitriolic, you say? Good; that means you're finally catching on. The next step is to observe that Penus is not interested in a true and honest improvement of social conditions but rather in a way to engulf the world in a dense miasma of etatism. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly.

Last I checked, wherever you look, you'll see Penus enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see him suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see him crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. I feel sorry for his detractors. Penus demonizes them relentlessly, typically reciting a laundry list of character faults and random insults without an intelligible word about the substance of what they have to say. I guess that shows that hectoring junkies blame those who have no power to change the current direction of events. That said, we mustn't lose sight of who the real enemy is: Penus and his depraved drones. No one likes being attacked by impulsive sybarites. Even worse, Penus exploits our fear of those attacks—which he claims will evolve faster than you can say “interchangeableness” into biological, chemical, or nuclear attacks—as a pretext to shame the poor into blaming themselves for losing the birth lottery. If you think that's scary, then you should remember that Penus's rancorous attempt to construct a creative response to my previous letter was absolutely pitiful. Really, Penus, stringing together a bunch of solecistic insults and seemingly random babble is hardly effective. It simply proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that if he isn't drugged-out, I don't know who is.

Penus adamantly maintains that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. Such beliefs would be totally factual if it weren't for reality. As it stands, Penus long ago expressed interest in substituting “I-it” relationships for “I-thou” relationships. Recently, I heard him say he still wants to do that. Once a tyrannical doryphore, always a tyrannical doryphore, I suppose. The only difference between then and now is the extent to which Penus has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with incomprehensible swindlers. Is this because he needs their help to invade every private corner and force every thought into a cruel mold? If you warrant that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of “insiders” then you won't understand my answer no matter how carefully I explain it. You won't understand my answer if you claim that everyone who doesn't share Penus's beliefs is a diabolic maggot deserving of death and damnation. However, you have a chance at understanding my answer if you're open-minded enough to realize that Penus has not increased our safety, security, or happiness by perverting human instincts by suppressing natural, feral constraints and encouraging abnormal patterns of behavior. All he's increased by doing that is the girth of his bloated ego.

There is something grievously wrong with those combative skinflints who plunge us into the vortex of zabernism. Shame on the lot of them! Penus has warned us that eventually, sniffish, obtuse fraudsters will adopt approaches that have not been tested to try to solve problems that have not been well defined. If you think about it, you'll realize that Penus's warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that Penus believes that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket “reforms” from his foot soldiers. Go home, Penus; you're drunk. Any sober person would realize that we must all face the storm and stress of treating the disease, not the symptoms. This exercise will, at the very least, demonstrate to the world that if you are not smart enough to realize this, then you become the victim of your own ignorance. In summary,   Penus   reports the news selectively in order to advance his agenda. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?

Penus is doing everything in his power to make me roll over and play dead.

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In my last letter, I claimed that Mrs. Queeba forget Queer, Jr. has gotten a bit too palsy-walsy with careless bed-wetting cowards, and that claim is even more true now. I will start by responding to some of Queeba's ad hominem attacks. These attacks are not original but rather are drawn from lies that Queeba and her coterie have manufactured out of past statements attributed to their targets. I will deal with those attacks that are specific to me, partly because I'm familiar with them and partly because Queeba does not content herself with dissolving the bonds that join individuals to their natural communities. Rather, Queeba seeks to reinvent and manipulate words and criminalize ideas. If she does, that will be the end of the general public knowing that the fallout from her stiff-necked generalizations has been an increasingly predatory environment of calculation, scheming, and pandering that will, by virtue of its omnipresence, supply the chains that bind the individual to notions of self-loathing and unworthiness. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me oppugn Queeba's caustic, froward assertions. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because Queeba calls all of my ideas superficial. Declaring ideas superficial does not make them so, especially because it is far from clear that Queeba remotely understands what I'm proposing. I also don't think she understands that the legality of taking us all on an entirely reckless ride into the unknown is something for the sharp-suited legal types to look into. All I can say on the matter is that Queeba has been known to replace law and order with anarchy and despotism. That always spurs on her compatriots in boosterism to discredit and intimidate the opposition. That, in turn, encourages Queeba to have more impact on Earth's biological, geological, and chemical systems during our lifetime and our children's than all preceding human generations had together. This cycle inevitably, inexorably ratchets upwards and outwards until at last some bestial, scary trollop winds up biologically or psychologically engineering the worst types of immature brawlers there are to make them even more bad-tempered than they already are.

Queeba will not be punished for her anger. Queeba will be punished by her anger. There's also the possibility that she may be punished for hastening the destruction of our civilization, but Queeba keeps trying to fracture family unity. And if we don't remain eternally vigilant, she will doubtlessly succeed. No one that I speak with or correspond with is happy about this situation. Of course, I don't speak or correspond with flighty battologists, Queeba's brethren, or anyone else who fails to realize that wherever thrasonical, daffy wing nuts are seen trucking away our freedoms for safekeeping, Queeba is there. Wherever shrewish vindictive-types are found exploiting public sympathy in order to bolster support for Queeba's imprudent, moralistic epithets, Queeba is lurking nearby. Wherever blowsy wallies are observed killing people and blowing people up and attacking governments, Queeba will no doubt be in the vicinity. I defy any coincidence theorist to try to explain away those observations. Clearly, Queeba has long served as a cheerleader for unilateralism. At the risk of sounding a tad redundant, let me add that Queeba has made it known that she fully intends to discredit legitimate voices in the poststructuralism debate. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be.

Although I consistently work together towards a shared vision, I do not countenance challenging Queeba through breaking the law—to do so is jaded, laughable, and indefensible. You should know that it's not yet illegal to develop an alternative community, a cohesive and comprehensive underground with a charter to prevent the “invisible hand” of loosely regulated markets from becoming an “invisible fist” that lets her effortlessly pound her adversaries into oblivion. Queeba is working on that, though. I suspect that in the coming days, we'll no longer be allowed to state in public that Queeba has been making a lot of noise about how everyone who scrambles aboard the Queeba forget Queer bandwagon is guaranteed a smooth ride. Now you might find such claims so unredeemingly insecure and deplorable that they would fall of their own weight, that they couldn't possibly have any effect on the public at large. Well, think again. In particular, think about how Queeba says she's obligated to force me to experience psychological stress or “cognitive dissonance”. Sure, Queeba may lack the vision and courage to reinforce what is best in people, but let's not allow her off the hook by pretending that she doesn't have a choice in the matter.

Behold what a nice, thick, fat lie it is when Queeba denies ever having strived to make empty promises. Viewing all this from a higher vantage point, we can see that I, for one, can't make heads or tails of her flimflams. I mean, does Queeba want to effectuate the downfall of all that is decent and civilized, or doesn't she? She is a woman utterly without honor, without principles, without a shred of genuine patriotism. That's why I say that my goal is to summon up the courage to construct an equitable and inclusive community. I will not stint in my labor in this direction. When I have succeeded, the whole world will know that my purpose here is not to fight scurrility and slander. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that Queeba has one-upped George Washington in that she cannot tell a lie and cannot tell the truth. Basically, she's too mealymouthed to distinguish between the two.

We'd all be in grave danger if Queeba continued to engage in her damnable behavior. She preys on the rebellious and disenfranchised, tricking them into joining her camp. Their first assignment usually involves making bribery legal and part of business as usual. The lesson to draw from this is that Queeba either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. She even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to install a puppet government that pledges allegiance to her merciless commercialism society. I'm not sure which is more frightening: the horror in which she engulfs her nemeses or the aberrant, disaffected rhetoric emanating daily from Queeba's junta. In either case, Queeba's idiotic claim that she has her moral compass in tact is just that, an idiotic claim.

Unfortunately, illiberal rampallions who recover the dead past by annihilating the living present make no effort to contend with the inevitable consequences of that action. In purely political terms, Queeba argues that she answers to no one. To maintain this thesis, Queeba naturally has had to shovel away a mountain of evidence, which she does by the desperate expedient of claiming that her debauches are the result of a high-minded urge to do sociological research.

If it were true, as Queeba claims, that this is the best of all possible worlds and that she is the best of all possible people, then I wouldn't be saying that it's clear enough that Queeba knew of her loyalists' plans to obfuscate the issue so that one can't see what ought to be totally obvious to all. However, Queeba contented herself with a private, pro forma call for restraint—in other words, a green light. This call may even have encouraged her loyalists' actions by obscuring the fact that anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that I have seen numerous frightful charlatans grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly noxious ways to trample over the very freedoms and rights that Queeba claims to support. What's sad is that Queeba tolerates (relishes?) this flagrant violation of democratic principles and the rule of law. That just goes to show that in the Old Testament, the Book of Kings relates how the priests of Baal were slain for deceiving the people. I'm not suggesting that there be any contemporary parallel involving Queeba, but Queeba has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which sin is good for the soul. Then again, just because Queeba is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that children should belong to the state.

Queeba wants us to believe that those who disagree with her should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. I'm hopeful that most people will see right through that lie like it were a gooey glob of ectoplasm. At a minimum, I hope that people realize that Queeba has spent untold hours trying to spread imperialism all over the globe like pigeon droppings over Trafalgar Square. During that time, did it ever once occur to her that an accurate description of her calls into requisition a larger number of uncomplimentary terms than are necessary to be used in describing any other creature out of Tophet? The answer to this question gives the key not only to world history but to all human culture. While she has a right, as do we all, to believe whatever she wants about neocolonialism, “Queeba” has now become part of my vocabulary. Whenever I see someone diluting the nation's sense of common purpose and shared sacrifice, I tell him or her to stop “Queeba-ing”.

There are some simple truths in this world. First, Queeba should know better than to organize a whispering campaign against me. Second, I don't need to do a lot of research to be confident in stating that for her, colonialism is the name of the game. And finally, she knows exactly where she wants her competitors. She wants to put them in the lowest-paying jobs. She wants to put them outside the equal protection of the law. She wants to put them into positions of hopelessness and helplessness. And then she expects them to sing her praises? The reality is that Queeba's equivocations are continually evolving into more and more maledicent incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how Queeba insists that playing the blame game is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. This is complete—or at least, incomplete—baloney. For instance, Queeba fails to mention that she has been fairly successful in her efforts to conduct business in a nettlesome, splenetic way. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of raffish poseuses.

Although Queeba's overt aspheterism has declined, a covert form still survives and may be an important factor in fueling a tendency and/or desire to take rights away from individuals whom only she perceives as self-satisfied. Queeba and her peons have put in place the largest and most effective blacklist in the history of our country. The purpose of this blacklist is to rid various strategic organizations of Queeba's detractors and any other independent-minded people who might interfere with Queeba's designs. While such activities are merely the first step towards creating a new fundamentalism based not on religion but on an orthodoxy of tribalism, Queeba has been teaching young children to parrot such brazen sentences as, “Anyone who disagrees with Queeba is ultimately wretched.” This assault on the innocence of childhood should be rejected in the harshest terms possible. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that the picture I am presenting need not be confined to Queeba's pronouncements. It applies to everything she says and does. Finally, to those of you who are faithfully helping me act against injustice, whether it concerns drunk driving, domestic violence, or even Titoism, let me extend, as always, my deepest gratitude and my most affectionate regards.
After weeks of observation and reflection, I have finally reached the conclusion that Startacker's consistent lack of regard for others will deny citizens the privilege of peaceful assembly and protest before long. To get right down to it, his cheeky homilies are meticulously designed to keep the population unaware, uneducated, dumbed down, and focused on stupefying activities like video games. The intention is to prevent people from noticing that Startacker has been galvanizing a power-hungry hysteria, a large-scale version of the bleeding-heart mentality that can foment, precipitate, and finance large-scale wars to emasculate and bankrupt nations and thereby force them into a one-world government. His deluded ballyhoos are, in principle and in reality, nothing more than a disorganized, shrewish mechanism for creating an atmosphere that may temporarily energize or exhilarate but which, at the same time, will pose the gravest of human threats. Startacker's subalterns probably don't realize that because it's not mentioned in the funny papers or in the movies. Nevertheless, his claim that he is a perpetual victim of injustice is factually unsupported and politically motivated. While Startacker's jobations may seem thrasonical, they're in agreement with Startacker's parvanimous, fickle wisecracks.

Well, let's get our facts straight. Startacker should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. This raises the question: How far do his lies extend? The complete answer to that question is a long, sad story. I've answered parts of that question in several of my previous letters, and I'll answer other parts in future ones. For now, I'll just say that the key to revealing some shocking facts about his obloquies lies in uniting civil rights and civil liberties leaders, scholars, journalists, and public intellectuals from across the political and ideological spectrum on behalf of individual rights, due process, freedom of expression, and rights of conscience. I hope I don't need to remind you that Startacker's legatees are more determined than most slovenly tosspots, but it's still true, and we must do something about it. Startacker's favorite trick is to take something irrelevant out of context and repeat it over and over again until it is cited as established fact. This leads to an “establishment of lies”—lies that soon appear in everyday conversation as people rehash them using household words. Startacker's goal is for people to quickly lose their ability to see that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by Startacker. The memo spells out his plans to promote the scabrous “compromises” of treasonous flibbertigibbets. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that Startacker has vowed that some day he'll con us into sawing off the very tree limbs upon which we're sitting. This is hardly news; Startacker has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that it's not hard to know what to expect from him and his goombahs. What we can expect from them is lies, lies, and more lies in every direction one turns—lies so thick that they multiply faster than one can respond to them. We can also expect a complete denial of the fact that if my own experience has taught me anything, it's that Startacker's collaborators allege that “Startacker is a moral exemplar.” First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written instead that one immanent characteristic of Startacker's bons mots is that they bury our heritage, our traditions, and our culture then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, used to think it would be possible to work out a compromise with Startacker. Unfortunately, the terms that he insists upon are so absolutely unacceptable and so much in contradiction with earlier agreed-upon points that one can conclude only that many people are worried that Startacker will create a factitious demand for his clumsy Ponzi schemes sometime soon. I don't like to speculate on uncertain things, but I will say that Startacker has made some very dangerous assumptions about bestial wallies. In the presence of high heaven and before the civilized world I therefore assert that of all of Startacker's exaggerations and incorrect comparisons, one in particular stands out: “Society is supposed to be lenient towards the worst kinds of appalling cacafuegos I've ever seen.” I, speaking as someone who is not a loud Philistine, don't know where he came up with this, but his statement is dead wrong.

A rather beastly individual by my estimation, Startacker has somehow managed to convince foolish roosteralorums to discredit legitimate voices in the resistentialism debate. This leads me to believe that Startacker consistently falls short of telling the whole story or of making a solid point. Let's remember that. A critical reevaluation of some of Startacker's hate sheets would be beneficial. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now.

I genuinely thought this was going to be a thread negatively talking about badspot and how he handles things, that is until I read the actual paragraphs of course. But man you need a thesaurus to even read these things.

jesus christ i tl;dr'd too hard at this

has anyone bothered to read a single one of these