Closest you ever came to dying

[ThatRandomGuy]

I choked on a bratwurst once

And

I stubbed my toe

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[Badger]

listened to night core

[blockguy™]

i choked on an ice cube at a baseball game
i ate tinfoil
and various things you find under the kitchen sink (i think one of them was like, drain cleaner no it wasn't drain cleaner)

[Nal]

I fell out of a two story house and broke my foot
pretty fun

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Almost got hit by a car twice in the same month when I was 10.

My mom also dropped a large kitchen knife a few months ago and it actually landed a centimeter away from my foot.

After Hurricane Sandy, I was walking around my neighborhood and there were some downed power lines and dumbass me decided to walk near them and I lost my balance after a car drove by me quickly.

I deserve to be dead

[Ipquarx]

Some back door nearly stabbed me as hard as he could with a sharpened stick in elementary school

Actually I had pneumonia right after I was born, that was probably the closest.

[bestguy22]

i was right next to a vase full of snakes.. crikey

[NotBomberguy]

the sweet sweet food known as bacon betrayed me
like it got stuck in my throat and that stuff
I was gagging, I finally coughed it out
it was the chewy, softer kinds of bacon
why must you betray me
tldr : bacon tried to murder me

[SpongeCraft1212]

Running the mile

[Elefson]

I choked on a penny for about 15 - 20 seconds and by accident coughed and it spat out.

[Utsuho Reiuji]

I uh, busted my head open, got it stapled back up, then busted it up again a day later.

That was cool and I was 3 but yeah.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Wearing Stereo headphones and forgetting my volume was at 100% and I turned on Amon Amarth. I've never had a heart attack as fun as that one.

[Afraidanna]

when an iron (the kind you flatten your clothes with) fell on me while it was on
I was only 4

[Silleb²]

drowning

4 years old

[Daswiruch]

choking on a piece of salisbury steak in the school cafeteria