Pointed a loaded pistol into my mouth as a baby, and was trying to pull the trigger but I wasn't strong enough
My biological father is a ****ing idiot, leaving guns around. He also lit tillamook cheese cars on fire, is addicted to meth and thinks Riddler was a genius
Friend almost drowned me in a hot tub when I was five or six
Walked backwards into a wall corner as a third grader, head started bleeding all over (didn't feel it) but I went to the nurse's office and went straight to the hospital, cracked my skull open
Almost suffocated while I was in the womb by the umbilical cord/born the wrong direction, had a pretty huge chance I wouldn't have been born
Almost suffocated by a babysitter when I was little, I can't remember why. I had a red palm mark on my face
Almost suffocated by a lung infection as a baby that kills about 1/4th of victims, but I was also a baby, my face was blue when I got to hospital
I have so many more but I think I've said enough