Closest you ever came to dying

[Tom060197]

Nearly got flattened by a Ute doing 120k's in a 60 zone around a round about.

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[Malleo100]

My brother once jumped on an air mattress and i got flung into a dresser and I started to bleed out of my head

[Danny Boy]

Asthma during my birth.

[Space1255]

Me telling my mom to calm down

[DrHitius]

choked on beef jerky

[RTBARCHIVE]

I almost got killed leaving my best friend's funeral. Some old hag nearly ran me over.

[Dragonoid.Slayer]

Was at Niagara falls, and skipped on the bridge down the falls, but my foot luckily got caught in a break in the bridge. My brothers pulled me up.

[GMO Ferret]

Pointed a loaded pistol into my mouth as a baby, and was trying to pull the trigger but I wasn't strong enough
My biological father is a ****ing idiot, leaving guns around. He also lit tillamook cheese cars on fire, is addicted to meth and thinks Riddler was a genius

Friend almost drowned me in a hot tub when I was five or six

Walked backwards into a wall corner as a third grader, head started bleeding all over (didn't feel it) but I went to the nurse's office and went straight to the hospital, cracked my skull open

Almost suffocated while I was in the womb by the umbilical cord/born the wrong direction, had a pretty huge chance I wouldn't have been born

Almost suffocated by a babysitter when I was little, I can't remember why. I had a red palm mark on my face

Almost suffocated by a lung infection as a baby that kills about 1/4th of victims, but I was also a baby, my face was blue when I got to hospital

I have so many more but I think I've said enough

[Damp]

my mom attempted to stab me with a butchers knife but lucky it was the blunt side

that was when i was 9

[Rigel]

A surf board got launched from under someone, and was headed towards me, and I only barely ducked under the water, out of the way before it'd have turned my brain into mush.

[Harm94]

i thought this air-soft gun didn't have bullets in it (i was 8 at this time and p stupid)
so my friend and i played with it and he accidentally shot me in the neck

Did anyone teach you guys firearm safety?
Always assume a gun is loaded, don't point it something you don't intend to shoot, and finger off the trigger until ready to fire.

[Isjix]

i held a loaded gun in my hand and if I really wanted to I could have aimed it at myself and pulled trigger

I also ran into things when i was little and either hit my toe really hard or my face. probably why my nose is slightly angled weird

this truck went in my lane one time but he got back over

[Badger]

my mom attempted to stab me with a butchers knife but lucky it was the blunt side

that was when i was 9

you don't stab with the backside of a knife

fake

[Decepticon]

we were driving on a road and my car window was open (I was small at the time), and something starts to wizz. and comes flying in our window, and almost slits my throat open. the thing is, i didnt move. i heard the thing and tensed up, my life was probably saved by that tensing.

what

what wizzed? what flew into your window? a pipe? were you guys driving by a loving tornado? or did somebody try to jump in and assassinate you? a paranormal entity?

what flew through the window

this mystery is bugging me now

[Damp]

you don't stab with the backside of a knife

fake

it was on the shoulder, she tried hitting me by hitting my should down, but it was the blunt side