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I LITERALLY AM ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW

I JUST ACCIDENTLY SLAMMED MY FINGERS INSIDE A METAL DOOR


IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET IT CHECKED IN A BIT

/DISCUSS
« Last Edit: June 05, 2015, 10:54:25 PM by Ocelotus »


STOP YELLING, DAD. YOU'RE SCARING US.

I LITERALLY AM ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT NOW
no you arent

I JUST ACCIDENTLY SLAMMED MY FINGERS INSIDE A METAL DOOR
owch, I'm glad that didn't happen to me

IM GOING TO THE HOSPITAL TO GET IT CHECKED IN A BIT
good

thats all i have to say really i mean owch but you'll heal



oh god i first interpreted this as them being literally ripped off and i was wondering how and why you were typing after losing three fingers

did your fingers make crunching noises as you typed this

did your fingers make crunching noises as you typed this
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)


metal doors are starfishs, don't trust them.

metal doors are starfishs, don't trust them.
YEAH I WANNA FIGHT A METAL DOORL!
forget YOUMETAL

describe them, do they look bent/disfigured and stuff or do they just really hurt

i gotta hand it to you its impressive that you can type with three broken fingers

i nearly thought i was on tumblr