Author Topic: Stupid stuff you don't understand  (Read 4568 times)


Why do I get weird feelings when people hug/snuggle me

Because you're being touched in a semi-romantic way, probably by someone you care about.

Because you're being touched in a semi-romantic way, probably by someone you care about.

Yes but why do I look like a corpse during it

How did we first discover cow milk was drinkable...?

OH GOD
Why did anyone think eating something a bird shat out was a good idea???

Because you're a zombie.
*Racks shotgun.*
Get off my lawn.

How did we first discover cow milk was drinkable...?

OH GOD
Because all milk is drinkable..

Maybe we noticed we can drink milk from titties, we saw calfs drinking milk from their mothers, and we tried how it tasted.


I don't get how people think that if you are poor, then that's an excuse to commit crimes and have no goals in life. Many of these people think that the top 1% owes them something, they owe these people squat. Most wealthy people are self-made, and they earned their wealth. The impoverished should aspire to be wealthy and successful, sadly the "thug life" mysteriously ruins these low-income communities.


Why prices are $29.99 instead of just loving $30.00

Why prices are $29.99 instead of just loving $30.00

It's so that the little uneducated guy can think "hey at least it's $29 and not $30!". It's a smart business model.

Why prices are $29.99 instead of just loving $30.00
Because the brain sees $30 and goes "oh it's $30 can't get it or timmy won't eat again tonight", but if it's $29.99 then the brain goes "oh it's only $29.99. i can still get timmy food"


Because the brain sees $30 and goes "oh it's $30 can't get it or timmy won't eat again tonight", but if it's $29.99 then the brain goes "oh it's only $29.99. i can still get timmy food"


Why the Surface 3 Type Cover is $130 for a keyboard. :(

why do we have fingernails