Think of a random item before entering this thread

[Rabbot32]

You now have to argue why that item is better than anyone else's.

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[AcornCake]

my ass is better than everyone else apparently thank you

minutes later i realize that the title of this thread said an item but i guess the same could still apply

[Swollow]

my cannon is better than your ass because it can shoot more holes in it

[Snoop Da Dogg]

my snake is better than your cannon because it can penetrate anything
everyone needs to loving stop making these threads they're getting annoying

[Swollow]

my snake is better than your cannon because it can penetrate anything

if you penetrate my cannon your richard will be eviscerated by a firey inferno

[Pie Crust]

My keys are better than you cannon because you can use them to clean your ears and open doors.

Take that, friend!

[PowerDag]

my sandwich is better than your keys because nutritional value

[MoltenKitten]

My computer is better because this is the best reason I can think of

[bestguy22]

my lamp is way better than your computer because my lamp isnt covered in semen

[Swollow]

my lamp is way better than your computer because my lamp isnt covered in semen

my cannon can destroy lamps

My computer is better because this is the best reason I can think of

my cannon can destroy computers

my sandwich is better than your keys because nutritional value

my cannon can destroy sandwiches

My keys are better than you cannon because you can use them to clean your ears and open doors.

my cannon can destroy keys

[PowerDag]

my oxygen is better than your cannon because oxidisation, also your cannon needs oxygen for the combustion process

[Ocelotus]

my carrot is better than your stupid oxygen because it's needed to live

[77x5ghost2]

my computer is better than your carrot because IT'S NOT A loving SECKS TOY

[ThatRandomGuy]

My fat man is better than everything because it kills everything

Portable nuke launchers beat everything

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

pencil
idk something something pencil is mighter than the swordcil etc etc