Think of a random item before entering this thread

[NotBomberguy]

but your avatar is a bomb, not a nuke

but its 500kt

[Ad Bot]

[Maui69]

gloves let you murder someone and get away with it
hell yeah

[ßlöükfáce]

better than your gloves because it's the murdering weapon

[Unwritten Calender]

well, it's pizza. can't really beat it

u cut my pizza in half? now i have two pizza
u do again? now i have even more

[Ragequit]

op
pfff

[Redconer]

My phone is better than op, no explanation needed

[Rigel]

My computer is better than redconer's phone,

no explanation needed

[Swollow]

sheer cannon domination

my oxygen is better than your cannon because oxidisation, also your cannon needs oxygen for the combustion process

my cannon will shoot down your oxygen

my carrot

my cannon smashes carrots

my computer

cannon destroys all computers

My fat man is better than everything because it kills everything

Portable nuke launchers beat everything

my cannon will destroy your fat man before it fires

pencil
idk something something pencil is mighter than the swordcil etc etc

but not as mighty as a cannon

pen
pencils suck

cannon > pen

A vore pic that just got posted in the DA thread

cannot stand up to a cannon tho

you see, a garden hose is far superior to a cannon, because I can just put the fuse out.

my cannon fuse is made of the same underwater match material

The wrench has way more uses than the hammer.

but not as powerful as a cannon

my friends stuffty laptop crashes every 3-4 hours can be given to my enemies and force them to rage whenever it poops out, also it can't be turned on for about 3 hours after it crashes, and has a really crappy battery.

RIP computer vs cannon

an irn bru bottle

boom

My cactus is infinitely better in comparison however

cannons are cactuses natural predator

A prickly pear

cannons can not be affected by pricks

carrots can actually make a woman scream out of pleasure unlike your tiny 1mm roosters.  

but not as much screaming as when i eviscerate women with cannon balls

amiibo
it can drain your money faster than gambling

doesn't drain money as fast as holes in your walls

a paper

paper will be burned by the cannon blast

a billion dollars. i can buy whatever

you can't buy your life back when i murder you with a cannon

coins can be used as ammo

but not as powerful ammo as cannon balls

my avatar so I can nuke you all

i will shoot you from a distance before you can light your bomb

gloves let you murder someone and get away with it
hell yeah

but cannon destroys gloves

better than your gloves because it's the murdering weapon

boom

well, it's pizza. can't really beat it

u cut my pizza in half? now i have two pizza
u do again? now i have even more

cannons hate pizzas

op

op will get wrecked

My phone is better than op, no explanation needed

but not better than a cannon

My computer

nah

[-Fate-]

sheer cannon domination

my poop is 5 infinites better than your stupid boring canon cus poop comes in diffrent colors and flavors and also comes in cool shapes and sizes poop is all

[Landmineman4000²]

Op's big fist shaped carrot

[jarelash]

A bottlecap is better than any of your stuff. Period.

[WaffleCake]

my sketchbook is better than your bottle cap because I can draw in it

[hodot]

this computer mouse is the forgetIN GREATEST and i'ma learn you why

this shiznit IS the shiznit because for 1 it MOVES the PIXELS on the SCREENS n'om sayin

for 2 its forgetin BLACK and stuff so like you can hide it in the dark man n'om sayin

also forgetin LASERS

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[Maxwell.]

another irn bru bottle

[Mr Unicode]

My graphics tablet will rip your computer mouse and forget it in the ass!

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