Think of a random item before entering this thread

[gebenuwell]

pen
pencils suck

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[Mr Man]

A vore pic that just got posted in the DA thread

Y'all know ya love it

[Col. Burton]

you see, a garden hose is far superior to a cannon, because I can just put the fuse out.

[Blockchip]

The wrench has way more uses than the hammer.

[ButlerBlockhead125]

my friends stuffty laptop crashes every 3-4 hours can be given to my enemies and force them to rage whenever it poops out, also it can't be turned on for about 3 hours after it crashes, and has a really crappy battery.

[Maxwell.]

an irn bru bottle

it's better because forget you it is.

[Juicy Drop Pop]

My cactus is infinitely better in comparison however

[querty67]

A prickly pear

Remove the pricks and eat it

[Space1255]

carrots can actually make a woman scream out of pleasure unlike your tiny 1mm roosters. 

[Bomb Kirby]

amiibo

it can drain your money faster than gambling

[Brickitect]

a paper
I slice u all to death

[Brickman]

a billion dollars. i can buy whatever

[Mr Noobler]

coins can be used as ammo

[NotBomberguy]

my avatar so I can nuke you all

[gebenuwell]

my avatar so I can nuke you all

but your avatar is a bomb, not a nuke