BLOODLUST [Quest to Save Kompressor: Soon.]

[tber123]

jerk off your chode

Cartel Gunman is disturbed by your indecency. "Die, you forget!"
Cartel Gunman fires at Protagonist with the FAL, but misses and accidentally kills a random hobo.

throw some of the marbles in the bag of marbles so that the marbles are jammed inside the dude's gun barrel

Cartel Gunman's gun jams, so he strikes the Protagonist with the butt of his rifle!
Cartel Gunman 1 armed with FAL(20/20 rounds)
Protagonist is very wounded and has a head injury.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
1911(8/8 rounds, 1 mag left)
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 15%(Normal)

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

QUICKLY

be like the ranger and quickdraw your gun

shoot him in the face

[tber123]

QUICKLY

be like the ranger and quickdraw your gun

shoot him in the face

Protagonist shoots Cartel Gunman in the face! A hole is blown into his skull, and he screams in pain before collapsing to the ground, praying to Jesus, and dying.
Kill: +10 Bloodlust

Another Cartel member screams something at you as he runs off into the distance.

"Pablo will be hearing about this! He's gonna put a greenlight on your ass!"



It is now 1:20 PM and you have the rest of the day to explore the city.

Protagonist is very wounded and has head trauma.

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(7/8 rounds)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 25%(Normal)

[Ragequit]

forget the skull no lube
go eat lunch part 2

[Decepticon]

call the cops

witness protection program

get the cartel shut down

[XR-7]

Obtain the dead cartel member's heart as a relic.

[tber123]

Obtain the dead cartel member's heart as a relic.

You take out your switchblade and begin surgically cutting into the dead Cartel member's chest.

"Surgery" without a medical license plus messily cutting into a corpse: +20 Bloodlust

30-49% Bloodlust: Mostly sane. Kills and nonlethal takedowns are swift and slightly violent yet still merciful.

call the cops

witness protection program

get the cartel shut down

The cops relocate you to Traitor Joe's Second Amendment Shooting Goods. The gunstore owner loves his guns and has a basement converted into a mancave that can survive WW3. They also plant FBI Agents disguised as customers to watch the store 24/7. Traitor Joe's Second Amendment Shooting Goods is your new home. Your old house has been rigged with explosives incase the Cartel sends a hitsquad.

A SWAT team is sent to search the area near the Homeless Shelter for the Cartel Hideout.

forget the skull no lube
go eat lunch part 2

You head to a nearby Burger King and eat some fries, healing you slightly. Right on cue, a group of men burst into the Burger King waving AKs. You recognize the man. Joseph Stalin himself.

"Capitalist Pigs! Leave now or face the wrath of Stalin! This is our base now!"

Nearby people in the restaurant:

JOSEPH STALIN armed with Golden AK and Heavy Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 1 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 2 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 3 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 4 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 5 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 6 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 7 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 8 armed with AK and Military Body Armor
Communist Zombie 9 armed with AK and Military Body Armor

Burger King Worker armed with Spatula
Cashier armed with Dollar Bill
Conservative Redneck armed with M16
Patriotic Citizen armed with American Flag
Obese Man armed with Hamburger
PDX Corporation CEO armed with Briefcase
Artist armed with Paintbrush
Neo-national socialist Skinhead armed with MP40
Anti-Vaccine Moron
Illegal Immigrant
Scientist
Protagonist is Moderately Wounded and has head trauma. Are you sure you don't want to heal that off with a hospital or something?

Inventory
Car Keys
Flashlight
Umbrella
FAL (17/20 rounds, 7.62 NATO ammo)
7.62 NATO Mag x1
1911(7/8 rounds, .45 ammo)
.45 Magazine x1
Switchblade
Bag of Marbles
Water Bottle
$61
"Smart" Phone
Dead Cartel member's heart
Can of Beans

Vehicle: Cheap 4-Door Car(Full gas)
Wanted Level: NONE
Bloodlust: 45%(Mostly sane)

[XR-7]

Leave the restaurant peacefully. Go to the military base to try to find better weapons.

[Rigel]

forget the military base, go to the hospital!

We must heal these wounds before we worry about ending more lives, if it should come to that.

[Decepticon]

forget the military base, go to the hospital!

We must heal these wounds before we worry about ending more lives, if it should come to that.

and while there read calming nature magazines in the waiting room

[BreadFish]

Point at stalin and yell "COMMOONISM" before leaving

[Cybertails1998]

"LET'S", dramatically point at Stalin, "NEGOTIATE."

Then casually walk up to him, grab him, BLAM his face and run like hell

[Ragequit]

eat beans and unleash the ass blast

[The Resonte!]

use the dead cartel heart as a way to pacify them zombies

[Space1255]

Get your car and drive into every single one of those mothrforgeters.