1-liners

[SeventhSandwich]

what you said wasn't even a one-liner

he was quoting cringey carlos

[Ad Bot]

[NML Cygni]

Inspired by:

You could call me semen demon

I'm a sperm wyrm.

[Maxxi]

...

How the hell does your own joke go over your head?

it was meant to go to trogtor :|

[bestguy22]

heÿ jimmy i wänt to suck your snake (• ͜  •)

[Akio]

it was meant to go to trogtor :|

That's what he means..

[Fennis]

lol roosters!!!! you have been memed once more by the meme master paul blart! *tips furdora*

[Obliviongate20]

like this?

[Ragequit]

who pooped in your ass this morning

[Brickman]

brickman; 50% brick, all man.

[TableSalt]

I can't think of any salt related puns.

[$trinick]

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

This is called a paraprosdokian which is my favorite part of speech.

One of my personal favorites:

"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks." —Emo Philips

[Majorth]

That applies more to you than Trogtor.

[Kaz]

No daddy issues? Want some?

[Malleo100]

I love the smell of ___________ in the morning