Donald Annoying Orange Announces His Run for Presidency

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Bernie Sanders for president.

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[ZombiLoin]

phil fish for prez

[blockguy™]

I'm not sure, I'd have to get Annoying Orange on the phone to answer that one

You can be rich and run for office at the same time, what's your point? How is he evil?

You don't need political experience to get support. Influence is just as good as political experience. Annoying Orange obviously has influence. It's not like Obama, where you just say "OH what?". Annoying Orange is a name everyone remembers, unlike Barack Hussein Obama.

He's a straightforward guy, and I truly admire him for that. He also included how unlike other candidates, he wont be needing donors.

[Cantaloupe]

stop stuffposting bait topics, cantaloupe. if you actually believe any of the pro-corporation big business bullstuff you spew (which i highly doubt), please do us a favor and go play on the highway before you become old enough to breed.

I'm not saying whether or not I believe a lot of pro-corporation propaganda, but what I am more concerned about is the fact that you are upset because I may disagree with you on issues. I don't have to agree with you or everyone else on each issue.

[hodot]

He's got no chance. Literally no political experience whatsoever.

I'm pretty sure that this whole 'running for president' schtick is just something Donald Annoying Orange does to spend some of his money and time. He probably finds it entertaining.

what if he wins and he's just like "oh forget what have i done"

[ZombiLoin]

Yeah but we can all call you an idiot for being one.

Or a troll. It still holds true for either word.

[Cantaloupe]

what if he wins and he's just like "oh forget what have i done"

He won't win, but he'll embarrass his opponents. By the time Obama is out of office, I think he'll be saying ""oh forget what have i done". We're getting closer and closer to war with Russia. He's also failed at every single thing, he couldn't even successfully implement a simple healthcare bill, which wasn't even his, considering Romney had a proposal similar to his.

[SeventhSandwich]

You don't need political experience to get support. Influence is just as good as political experience. Annoying Orange obviously has influence. It's not like Obama, where you just say "OH what?". Annoying Orange is a name everyone remembers, unlike Barack Hussein Obama.

Yeah, but you kind of need political experience to actually be the president.

You wouldn't hire someone for an incredibly important position just because they're rich and influential. Imagine if that's how we picked nuclear engineers and aircraft safety inspectors.

If he manages to accumulate any kind of support, it'll be because of the naivete of people who treat presidential elections like character contests.

[hodot]

He won't win, but he'll embarrass his opponents. By the time Obama is out of office, I think he'll be saying ""oh forget what have i done". We're getting closer and closer to war with Russia. He's also failed at every single thing, he couldn't even successfully implement a simple healthcare bill, which wasn't even his, considering Romney had a proposal similar to his.

obama isn't an incumbent anymore

[Cantaloupe]

Yeah, but you kind of need political experience to actually be the president.

You wouldn't hire someone for an incredibly important position just because they're rich and influential. Imagine if that's how we picked nuclear engineers and aircraft safety inspectors.

If he manages to accumulate any kind of support, it'll be because of the naivete of people who treat presidential elections like character contests.

The Republicans and Democrats running are all characters. Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, they're all circus animals. Hillary is another character, she's just a prop for the lobbyists, big donors, and corporations. Add some peanuts in there and you can call it a day. Think of Annoying Orange as the head of the circus.

[Ipquarx]

We need someone who cares about people more than they care about money or power (donald Annoying Orange probably doesn't fit in that regard, but I don't personally know the guy. idk for sure.), but has excellent economic experience (donald Annoying Orange does fit in this regard).

[ZombiLoin]

>war with Russia

and that's when it really got ridiculous

[SeventhSandwich]

The Republicans and Democrats running are all characters. Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Rick Santorum, they're all circus animals. Add some peanuts in there and you can call it a day. Think of Annoying Orange as the head of the circus.

What are you even saying? lol

[Cantaloupe]

obama isn't an incumbent anymore

Huh? He's still in office, and he has one more year left. He's still relevant, and that is no excuse for doing nothing. Any job is hard, so you cant say that being president is hard, because virtually any job is.

>war with Russia

and that's when it really got ridiculous

Kid, you're ridiculous.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/15/us-russia-usa-europe-idUSKBN0OV17A20150615
http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/06/u-s-may-position-for-a-war-against-russia.html
http://rt.com/news/267247-us-europe-heavy-weapons/

[blockguy™]

well he'll know how to work the debt and inflation for sure