Things you'll never be able to do

[The Killer Cop #311]

Anything goes. Video games, physical stuff, mental stuff, anything at all.
Being as loving amazing as this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdcUA-w9F8E

[Ad Bot]

[NML Cygni]

complete necropolis

[XR-7]

Lift something of more than 100 pounds

[gebenuwell]

double jump

[Siberian Husky]

Lift something of more than 1 pound

[Jairo]

math

[Obliviongate20]

not die

[jonnyman5656]

Lift something of more than 100 pounds

So you can't even dead lift 110lb?

[Ipquarx]

not die

QFT

[Alyx Vance]

Rocket jump

[MoltenKitten]

Get laid 

[Swat 3]

forget OP's moth-

Oh wait, doing it RIGht NOw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alyx Vance]

forget OP's moth-

Oh wait, doing it RIGht NOw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn I'll never be able to be this thug

[The Subject]

Give birth.

[Georges]

Completely straighten my right arm