Flash flood warning in my area till 8PM Central

[Col. Derontchi]

So yeah this hasn't happened to me before

Wat do

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

pretty much just stay in your house for a while

[Blocky943]

Pool party

[KickFlow]

Call mom back.

[Ocelotus]

Off topic:
Holy stuff why do you people have your iPhone look thing on Zoomed instead of Default? I don't see how that stuff makes it easier.
Stay indoors, check the news every once in a while, check social media, and stay safe.

[Blockz]

get ontop of your house with a lawn chair and an umbrella and wait it out wearing sunglasses
OT:

pretty much just stay in your house for a while

would prob want to do this

[DJ Charizard]

Call mom back.

[Meta_KnightX]

Tell your mommy, listen to Ocelotus...

[Col. Derontchi]

get ontop of your house with a lawn chair and an umbrella and wait it out wearing sunglasses

Reminded me of this person

Which also reminded me that my FO:NV disc is at my mom's house who lives about a 10 minute walk away. Is it safe to go retrieve it?

[SeventhSandwich]

Flash flood warnings are a crowd-control method the government uses to herd the sheeple.

Whenever you get one of those warnings, it means the government is dumping surplus money in low-elevation areas. Go straight to low ground!

[Couatl]

Tucson gets them all the time during monsoon season. All you really have to do is not go in a ditch or wash and you'll be okey-dokey

[Meta_KnightX]

Go straight to low ground!

Don't listen to this guy -_-

[Ipquarx]

Don't listen to this guy -_-

meta night confirmed sheep

[XR-7]

The governor of my state has issued a state of emergency for the flooding already taking place along the Mississippi, Missouri, and Meramec rivers. The remnants of Bill are not even here yet. Forecasts have been hefty enough to include 12" of rain. Just for fun, I looked up the equivalent 12" rain to snow accumulation, and it would average out at 120" of snow. Glad this doesn't happen in winter.

[Maxxi]

jack o-