Dice with 100 Sides: no

[tber123]

Attempt to cast Psi Panic so that the officer freaks out and flees.

[Ad Bot]

[Maelstrom]

Make a swiping motion over the surface of the card and call a taxi to take you to a para-dimensional financial district.

[startacker]

Call in drop squad!

5, Great, now it has 4.5 stars

Attempt to cast Psi Panic so that the officer freaks out and flees.

42, You have a headache now, great

Make a swiping motion over the surface of the card and call a taxi to take you to a para-dimensional financial district.

69, The taxi will be there shortly

"Hey there, one of our witnesses said that you blew up multiple people with an explosive, you're going to court friend"

well that was cheery

INVENTORY
$400,000

[jarelash]

Summon Phoenix Wright.

[tber123]

Say that you were framed

[startacker]

Summon Phoenix Wright.

89, Phoenix Wright calls you up on the phone you forgot about, the case is tomorrow.

Say that you were framed

16, The officer tells you to keep it for tomorrow.

INVENTORY
$400,000
iPhone 5s

[startacker]

Double post :/

Your swipe-a-taxi arrived, you check out of the hospital and collect your stuff, the Gravity Gun was confiscated.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$350,000 (-$50,000 for Hospital Bill)

[bobbygordon4]

lets go to Nintendo world!

[Seath45]

Pull another gravity gun out of your butt.

[Maelstrom]

Enter taxi and go to the Financial District.  When you get there, observe your surroundings.

[startacker]

lets go to Nintendo world!

44, Your taxi driver doesn't know where that is, darn

Pull another gravity gun out of your butt.

2, You pull out a looooong brown substance

Enter taxi and go to the Financial District.  When you get there, observe your surroundings.

69, The Swipe-A-Taxi kicks you out at the Financial District and takes $50 dollars from you.

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (80% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
12" Turd
$350,950

[bobbygordon4]

Have our crusade begin, here.

[startacker]

Have our crusade begin, here.

5, Well, you don't want to ruin your chance at being innocent anyway, right?

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (79% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
12" Turd
$350,950

[Maelstrom]

Find and manipulate stocks, funneling all the wealth to yourself.  If there are other interdimensional investors here, fight them for their money.

Also make sure you have at least $50 to go back.

[startacker]

Find and manipulate stocks, funneling all the wealth to yourself.  If there are other interdimensional investors here, fight them for their money.

Also make sure you have at least $50 to go back.

54, Funds for Hipster Joe's Plant Store go straight into your Vibrator Card^TM

INVENTORY
iPhone 5s (77% Battery)
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
(YOU THREW AWAY THE TURD)
$375,950 (+$25,000 from Joe's Store)