Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

throw a nade at them

50, oops, you threw it too hard and it went into a manhole and kills some rats

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun
$400,000

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

pick up an explosive barrel with gravity gun and launch it at them

your genocide crusade begins here

[startacker]

pick up an explosive barrel with gravity gun and launch it at them

your genocide crusade begins here

1, You failed so spectacularly you died! Reloading game...

72, you somehow found an explosive barrel from Barrel Monkey Co. and throw it at Kelsey! She gets hit directly and her entire body explodes!

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun
$400,000

Great, now there are swat teams coming to kill your ass! What do?

[Maelstrom]

Supercharge the gravity gun while running up the stairs.

[Decepticon]

shoot yourself and fall on the floor crying

tell them the terrorist took off

[Nonnel]

Burn all your money

[startacker]

Supercharge the gravity gun while running up the stairs.

84, you run up the stairs to the 3rd floor and your gravity gun is fully charged, just need to wait and-

shoot yourself and fall on the floor crying

tell them the terrorist took off

28, You attempt to shoot yourself in the leg with the gravity gun, it misses and electrocutes the entire building! The power goes out.

Burn all your money

23, Sadly, all of your money is stored on a credit card, damn you fabric vibrator!

[tber123]

Attempt to rocket jump to a nearby rooftop

[startacker]

Attempt to rocket jump to a nearby rooftop

93, You amazingly jump to a nearby building with no injuries!

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x9
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x1
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun (OVERHEATED)
$400,000

A SWAT van pulls up and SWAT start storming your office complex!

[Seath45]

HAAAAAAAAAAAX

[startacker]

HAAAAAAAAAAAX

9, A monitor hits your head and you pass out!

2 HOURS LATER

You wake up in a medical ward, a nurse is standing by asking for your name, wait, what's your name again?

[Seath45]

Some guy named Schteven

[Decepticon]

Big Smoke

[startacker]

Some guy named Schteven

Big Smoke

Schteven "Big" Smoke, you answer to the nurse. An officer comes into the room

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INVENTORY
$400,000

[Seath45]

Call in drop squad!