Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

Fight David Cage to free all the women from infinite misogyny.

35, You walk out your apartment to go find him and the- wait who is he again?

You still need to go to work though

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
$400,000

[Ad Bot]

[Blockz]

walk to work and look under the desk for a bat or sword

[startacker]

walk to work and look under the desk for a bat or sword

84, You found a wooden baseball bat under your desk at the office, it says Babe Ruth on it, who could that be?

Your co-workers keep distance from you due to you having multiple firearms on you.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$400,000

[tber123]

Summon Abraham Lincoln riding a T-Rex. Attempt to show off and impress your coworkers.

[startacker]

Summon Abraham Lincoln riding a T-Rex. Attempt to show off and impress your coworkers.

68, Abraham Lincoln, who is riding a T-Rex, appears out of nowhere and rides around the office, your boss gives you a raise and your coworkers cheer, except for Kelsey who calls out black magic.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$400,000

-gambits-

what

[Maelstrom]

How about some gambits?

A:  Roll a special number.  Then roll again.  If you match this number, your next 3 rolls double.  (Absolute value or from mean)
B:  Mean double mode:  Roll a number over 50 and that number doubles upward from 50.  Ex:  d100=60 :: 60-50=10 :: 60+10=70.  Roll a number under 50, and the opposite occurs.  Ex:  d100=30 :: 50-30=20 :: 30-20=10.  Results expanded to -50<x<150.
C:  Two rolls forward, one roll back.  Roll three times, adding the first two, then subtracting the third number from the sum.

[startacker]

Going to roll for myself, why not

Get Kelsey fired for not being impressed.

59, she got a 7 day suspension, yay

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
$400,000

[tber123]

Explain to Kelsey that its not black magic.

Damn it, new reply posted right as I hit "Post". Attempt to build a teleporter with your bare hands.

[Maelstrom]

Roll for finding a Gravity Gun behind your boss's ear.

[startacker]

Explain to Kelsey that its not black magic.

Damn it, new reply posted right as I hit "Post". Attempt to build a teleporter with your bare hands.

78, Everything is almost complete except you forgot the Neurtoxton Fluctuation Capacitor, lucky for you they're on ebay for $250,000

Roll for finding a Gravity Gun behind your boss's ear.

90, Your boss passed out thanks to your magic, but you have a Gravity Gun now

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun
$400,000

Abraham Lincoln disapeared to go to a theater

[Decepticon]

hunt down kelsey

loving kill her

[startacker]

hunt down kelsey

loving kill her

71, You find her about to walk out the front door, you take two shots at her and just hit her, she collapses onto the floor, blood oozing from her chest, you reload your shotgun.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun
$400,000

[CypherX]

do not spend your precious money

use your imagination to make a neurtoxton fluctuation capacitor suddenly burst into existence in front of you

[startacker]

do not spend your precious money

use your imagination to make a neurtoxton fluctuation capacitor suddenly burst into existence in front of you

5, You used your imagination a bit too hard, you now have head trauma! Great

Wait, oh no, Kelsey is attempting to limp away! There are two random civilians helping her.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x2
Grenade x2
Babe Ruth Baseball Bat
Gravity Gun
$400,000

[CypherX]

throw a nade at them