Dice with 100 Sides: no

[startacker]

You know how this goes, lets do it.

You wake up in your bed in an apartment in the middle of New York City, what do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Check under your bed for a sawn-off shotgun

[startacker]

Check under your bed for a sawn-off shotgun

65
Well damn, you found a shotgun, but it has no ammo.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)

[CypherX]

check your dresser for a vibrator

[espio100]

Jack off

[CypherX]

Jack off

after you find the vibrator

[startacker]

check your dresser for a vibrator

34, great, you found some clothes.

Jack off

98, you jerked the sausage so hard that your wang grew 4 inches!

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)

[CypherX]

make a vibrator out of the clothes

[Decepticon]

check under your pillow for your usual grenade and ammo

[startacker]

make a vibrator out of the clothes

69heh, You rip up some clothes the old lady that lives down the hall gave to you 2 years ago and form the shape of a vibrator with some tape

check under your pillow for your usual grenade and ammo

39, Great, a single bullet, what to do with it?

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
Fabric Vibrator
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1

[CypherX]

use the vibrator in your nether regions

[startacker]

use the vibrator in your nether regions

100, YOU HAD THE GREATEST 6 MINUTES WITH YOUR GREAT INVENTION THAT THE VIBRATOR TURNED INTO A loving RPG-7 WITH 10 ROCKETS WITH IT AND GAVE YOU $400,000.

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (EMPTY)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
$400,000

[Decepticon]

go to your bottom dresser for your emergency grenades and sTack of sawn off shotgun ammo

[startacker]

go to your bottom dresser for your emergency grenades and sTack of sawn off shotgun ammo

78, Finally you found some ammo and 2 grenades

INVENTORY
Sawn-off Shotgun (LOADED)
7.62x51mm NATO bullet x1
RPG-7 (LOADED)
RPG-7 rocket x10
Buckshot shells x4
Grenade x2
$400,000

Hang on a second, don't you have to go to work?

[Swampivorous]

Fight David Cage to free all the women from infinite misogyny.