Author Topic: CONSTIPATION AND DIARRHEA  (Read 1887 times)

My condolances to the toilet

KICK THE stuff OUT OF YOUR stuff THEN PROCEED TO stuff ON IT

uh oh

it's happening again

AND PEOPLE WANT TO TALK TO ME WHILE I'M MAKING A DEPOSIT

uh oh

it's happening again

AND PEOPLE WANT TO TALK TO ME WHILE I'M MAKING A DEPOSIT

That's why I'm so glad I have my own bathroom in the basement where I sleep (I sleep in the basement, not the bathroom).

When I'm upstairs in one of the frequently used bathrooms, my younger sisters practically body slam themselves into the door while vigorously trying to turn the doorknob (locked, obviously). Then when my mom finds out I locked the door, she gets irritated saying that I shouldn't lock the door.

I am constantly locking doors now. My bedroom door (technically my brother's now, since I don't really sleep in there anymore) has the exact same doorknob as the basement bathroom door, so sometimes I'll unknowingly lock it just out of habit. I think I've locked my brother out of his room overnight before when I locked the door and fell asleep.

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Op needs some magnesium citrate. Buu told me it helps.

Constipation and/or diarrhea can lead to bleeding. Unless it's a consistent symptom, it's nothing to get worried about.
it could also be a brown town tear
I'm serious

it could also be a brown town tear
I'm serious

oh yeah I might have that stuff but my family won't do anything about it doctor-wise because "it'll heal on its own"

Then when my mom finds out I locked the door, she gets irritated saying that I shouldn't lock the door.
what a loving idiot

oh yeah I might have that stuff but my family won't do anything about it doctor-wise because "it'll heal on its own"
Is your family loving in Scientology

Is your family loving in Scientology

nope, they're just stupid and psychotic

last time this happened to me i had to get an enema up my ass.

in case it happens, prepare for the worst

last time this happened to me i had to get an enema up my ass.

in case it happens, prepare for the worst

okay what's an enema feel like

okay what's an enema feel like
ever got done in the bum by an android?

ever got done in the bum by an android?

do I want to, is the question.