I still find it funny that one of the most wanted cyber-criminals is "Wang Dong"

[Biostorm]

what about the flight attendants wi tu lo and bang ding ow?

i heard their careers crashed and burned

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[Aidan10]

What about those Japanese twins in Austin Powers: Gold Member?  I know their name basically equated to "forget me" and "forget you".

iirc it was fok mi and fok yu

[Swampivorous]

iirc it was fok mi and fok yu

Ah...I need to watch that again some time.  I loved the shadow-play gag.

[XR-7]

what is aggravated identity theft
what makes it aggravated

Maybe he's using the name of the guy whose identity he stole.

[Ipquarx]

how the hell do you damage a computer by giving it a command
you cant just tell it to catch fire or something

[Planr]

guys i think the "cyber-criminal" in the OP is a chinese citizen or something like that. only in places like china could you possibly get arrested just for using a computer or for making "personal financial gain".

[Rigel]

how the hell do you damage a computer by giving it a command
you cant just tell it to catch fire or something

you can tell it to delete all files/important files

that's fairly damaging, yes?

guys i think the "cyber-criminal" in the OP is a chinese citizen or something like that. only in places like china could you possibly get arrested just for using a computer or for making "personal financial gain".

He probably stole business information

[Afraidanna]

you can tell it to delete all files/important files

that's fairly damaging, yes?

If we deleted all your research, that would be fairly damaging.

[Rigel]

If we deleted all your research, that would be fairly damaging.

Good thing I backed it up on megaupload

[Foxscotch]

guys i think the "cyber-criminal" in the OP is a chinese citizen or something like that. only in places like china could you possibly get arrested just for using a computer or for making "personal financial gain".

?????
can u, like.... read

[Awesomebread²]

they want the wang dong

[Mr Man]

I once had this fat Chinese kid in one of my classes whos last name was kok

[Planr]

?????
can u, like.... read

Only in a communist country like China could you be arrested for simply using a computer and making your own money.

[Zharthon]

Only in a communist country like China could you be arrested for simply using a computer and making your own money.

CRINGED HARD.

[johnny tylenol]

Only in a communist country like China could you be arrested for simply using a computer and making your own money.

making your own money by accessing a computer unauthorized and stealing bank account info, etc. whats wrong with that??!!