Attack the below user

[NML Cygni]

scary horse doesn't exist

below user is surrounded by a horde of feminational socialists

i eat their souls

the below user is being chased by the hulkster

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

im straight so the hulkster passes through

below user is pooped on by a gargantuan cow

[Racerman2001]

Equip a Hard Counter.

Below user will deteriorate into a feminist if they press their spacebar.

[Mr Man]

I already am a feminist

Below user is on the run from badspot

[Meta_KnightX]

Equip a Hard Counter.

Below user will deteriorate into a feminist if they press their spacebar.

Avoidsthespacebar...

Belowuserisperma-bannedoneveryserver

[Jshotgun]

buy a new key
below user's swimming trunks fell off in an elderly swimming pool

[NML Cygni]

i purposely piss in it

below user is pissing forever

[Racerman2001]

Take laxatives.

Below user will die if they type anything other than the phrase "Neptune is best goddess!"

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Hulkster cannot die

The below user is now Big Ben and every hour must shout from the rooftops "BING BONG BING BONG BING BONG" or all the Englishmen will get mad and start shouting EY OL CHAP WHERE IS BIG BEN'S OL BIG BING BONG BIG CHAP?

[NML Cygni]

did you say anything bad will happen if i dont?

a spooky skeleton is coming for u

[blockman01]

Hides under the bed.

The below user will be trapped in a stone room reinforced with iron, reinforced with Cobalt, reinforced with steel, reinforced with 100x Tungsten carbide, the room contains a A small bullet proof glass box with a TV contained inside, the TV is showing MLP episodes for 200+ hours.

[Racerman2001]

Put in earplugs and stuff on the glass.

The below user will violently stuff rockets for all eternity.

[SpongeCraft1212]

die

below user is in a pit and can't get up

[blockman01]

Yell for someone to throw me a climbing tool.

The below user is stuck in a deep sleep and cant wake up.

[Racerman2001]

Use a Life Alert.

Below user will be raped by Iris Heart.
FOREVER.