about an hour ago, a mosquito attempted to suck my blood. Now it is time for him to die, and im letting you guys pick his method of execution
I've trapped the mosquito in a jar for the easiest kill possible. I may post a video but idk
INTO FIRE
I will literally throw the mosquito jar into a raging inferno into my fireplace
BURIED ALIVE
I will bury the mosquito in my backyard so he dies
ELECTROCUTION
I will take an electric flyswatter and electrocute him over and over again
TOILET TERROR
I will drop the mosquito into the toilet and flush him down
DROWNING
I will drown him in my sink
GENOCIDE CRUSADE
Murder the mosquito with a knife, then proceed to hunt down every bug I can find and murder them all simultaneously