Poll

vote pls

Into Fire
11 (20.8%)
Buried Alive
6 (11.3%)
Electrocution
8 (15.1%)
Toilet Terror
6 (11.3%)
Drowning
1 (1.9%)
Genocide Crusade
21 (39.6%)

Total Members Voted: 53

Author Topic: Best mosquito murdering method?  (Read 2438 times)

about an hour ago, a mosquito attempted to suck my blood. Now it is time for him to die, and im letting you guys pick his method of execution
I've trapped the mosquito in a jar for the easiest kill possible. I may post a video but idk

INTO FIRE
I will literally throw the mosquito jar into a raging inferno into my fireplace

BURIED ALIVE
I will bury the mosquito in my backyard so he dies

ELECTROCUTION
I will take an electric flyswatter and electrocute him over and over again

TOILET TERROR
I will drop the mosquito into the toilet and flush him down

DROWNING
I will drown him in my sink

GENOCIDE CRUSADE
Murder the mosquito with a knife, then proceed to hunt down every bug I can find and murder them all simultaneously
« Last Edit: July 10, 2015, 07:45:45 AM by Afraidanna »


Kill two birds with one stone: Electrocute it, then flush it down the toilet.

Kill three birds with one stone: Electrocute it, then drown it in the sink, then flush it down the toilet.

release it and force it to fly out of the window??????

oh wait that's no fun.

release it and force it to fly out of the window??????

oh wait that's no fun.
lol no pacifist


then sit on it with your ass.

NOOOO, IT WILL JUST ENJOY IT!

inb4 mosquitos have feels too

inb4 mosquitos have feels too
thats why we have to murder each and every one of them

thesem moskedos are a  menece to society ...

electrocute it, then do the same to the rest of the bugs in your house

I thought you were talking about hordes of mosquitoes so I was going to recommend making a flamethrower ( I can get you some instructions ) but it is just one so drown it?

I've chosen the peaceful way and have agreed to let them bite my girlfriend relentlessly while I dont get bit at all :)

seriously tho my girlfriend has like 20 mosquito bites rn and i never get bit