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Into Fire
11 (20.8%)
Buried Alive
6 (11.3%)
Electrocution
8 (15.1%)
Toilet Terror
6 (11.3%)
Drowning
1 (1.9%)
Genocide Crusade
21 (39.6%)

Total Members Voted: 53

Author Topic: Best mosquito murdering method?  (Read 2415 times)

Leave it in the jar to slowly starve to death.

To be honest I just squish them/flick them away when I find them on me lol, I'm boring

I flick them away or squish them, sorry I'm not the Jigsaw killer and finding creative and brutal ways to kill insects

Introduce a numerous amount of sterilized male mosquitoes to the wild and slowly kill the population off


Are mosquitoes that rare to you that finding a single one deserves a thread?

I just swat them and don't give it any further thought

Are mosquitoes that rare to you that finding a single one deserves a thread?

I just swat them and don't give it any further thought

Boooo, ur no fun.

Flex your muscle so it can explode.

GENOCIDE CRUSADE

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just loving hate mosquitos feasting on my blood. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to kill mosquitoes violently. This is the time of vengeance and no mosquito is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many mosquitoes as I can. It's time for me to kill. My genocide crusade begins here.

Are mosquitoes that rare to you that finding a single one deserves a thread?

I just swat them and don't give it any further thought
I like when you swat them after they sucked you dried and they explode into a red smear. Should have let them suck your blood a little first OP.

just let it be lol, theyre not anything special


Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.

Throw the Titanic at the mosquito

Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.
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