Best mosquito murdering method?

[espio100]

What about suffocation? Put a jar on top and wait till the air runs out

[Ad Bot]

[Dionysusan]

wait i got a good idea. Put a valve steam/air fitting on the top of the jar, make sure it seals perf. Fill the jar with air to its maximum capacity in PSI (hopefully it wont bust) and see if the air pressure kills it

[Ragequit]

Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.

jesus christ its just a mosquito this didn't need to get so dark

[carolcat]

stuff in the jar

or put some bleach or something in the jar and close the lid and watch it die. it'll be like a gas chamber.

[TheABELBOTO]

get a wasp in and watch it curbstomp the mosquito

[Mr Queeba]

Tie the mosquito to a stick from a tree, and burn it as a sacrifice to Satan.

[Seath45]

BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT IN FLAMES!

WATCH IT BURN AHAHAHAHAHHA
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAAAAA-uh, did i go to far?

[Afraidanna]

get a wasp in and watch it curbstomp the mosquito

this is a great idea
mosqutio vs wasp
hold on i need to go find a wasp

[Space1255]

Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.

stuff got real fast.

[Nonnel]

Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.
Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.
He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.
After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.
As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.
As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.
In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.
You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.

jesus christ dooble

[TheEpicRobot]

that poor mosquito has no loving clue what's in it for him

I wonder what he's thinking right now...

[Maxxi]

e d g y

just smash it with a hammer and watch it or something idk

[XR-7]

e d g y

just smash it with a hammer and watch it or something idk

First, you get a box. Then you put that box inside another box. You mail the box to yourself and when it arrives, you smash it with the hammer.

Oh wait, that's for fleas.

[NML Cygni]

splatatatatatatatatatatatatat atatSPLATOON

[carolcat]

splatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatSPLATOON

ur late:

.......splat