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Nuke it.
Sure you wanna do that?
I still like the wasp idea, or just put abunch of ants in it, the mosquito will get torn apart.Limb from limb.
Get yourself nice and drunk so you have a high blood alcohol level.Then allow the mozzie to bite you, taking in your rich alcohol filled blood, sending him into a drunken stupor.He'll be picked up by the police for drunk flying and heldd in a moquito jail cell for the night, where the next day his wife will come and pick him up, having had to lie to her young children about where daddy is and leaving them with a juvenile baby sitter.After having had constant rows with his wife over his behavour he would then attend the court summons, where he faces a massive fine he can hardly afford on his overbearing mortgage, and furthermore a ban from flying, leading him to lose his job as a blood-delivery man, leaving him destitute.As he spends his time struggling at home with a nagging wife and a hungry crying child, trying to find a job in this dried up market, while he ignores the numerous letters coming through his door demanding the money he owes, he'll come back to depend on the drink, wrecking his house and passing out in the living room.As he wakes he'll find a note saying his wife has left him and taken their child, and they never wish to see him again, but for the inevitable divorce hearing.In his misery he'll stumble out of the house down into the seedy areas of town where he'd never normally travel, to seek out a man and a gun. As he returns home having spent the last of the money he has, he'll sit in his little mozzie chair and point the gun into his mouth, before thinking one last time of his wife, his child, and the happy life he had before his demons took control.You'll have your revenge when you hear the little pop and a spatter of blood up against the wall.
only the female mosquitos suck blood 0/10 you lose good day sirNo but really that was amusing
excuse me, check your privilege cis scum. that mosquito was probably transgendered
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