Author Topic: open rp (Read 41410 times)

CRITAWAKETS · July 16, 2015, 03:21:33 AM

They get assaulted by Anti-Wizard Mk2 Mammoth Tanks.

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Ragequit · July 16, 2015, 03:23:52 AM

[Hulkster summons The Rock and John Cena]

i know we got our differences, brother. but today we must fight for our world. for america... brother.

TristanLuigi · July 16, 2015, 03:37:22 AM

Quote from: CRITAWAKETS on July 16, 2015, 03:21:33 AM

They get assaulted by Anti-Wizard Mk2 Mammoth Tanks.

pfft
JESUS SHIELD!

Maxxi · July 16, 2015, 04:03:11 AM

a man runs in and starts screaming
"BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBL OBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOBLOB LO"

gr8dayseth · July 16, 2015, 04:03:35 AM

Quote from: TristanLuigi on July 16, 2015, 03:37:22 AM

pfft
JESUS SHIELD!

ACTIVATED

also your sins are forgiven and blah blah blah.

TristanLuigi · July 16, 2015, 04:13:56 AM

the Spanish Inquisition merges with jesus and a robot to become

SUPER ULTRA MECHA MARIACHI JESUS THE INQUISITOR

Maxwell. · July 16, 2015, 04:30:18 AM

Quote from: Ragequit on July 16, 2015, 03:23:52 AM

[Hulkster summons The Rock and John Cena]

i know we got our differences, brother. but today we must fight for our world. for america... brother.

CRITAWAKETS · July 16, 2015, 04:52:01 AM

*Carbon Curtain Activates,all the Red Army troopers get invulnerability for a infinite amount of time.*

We are both invincible jesus.

TristanLuigi · July 16, 2015, 04:55:36 AM

SUPER ULTRA MECHA MARIACHI JESUS THE INQUISITOR offers to merge with Hulkster, Rock, and Cena
to make

SUPER ULTRA MECHA ROCK-HARD MARIACHI JESUS-BROTHER THE INQUISITOR

gr8dayseth · July 16, 2015, 05:01:47 AM

SUPER ULTRA MECHA ROCK-HARD MARIACHI JESUS-BROTHER THE INQUISITOR uses their special power that can only be used when combined:
SUPER ULTRA MECHA ROCK-HARD MARIACHI JESUS-BROTHER THE INQUISITOR'S INVINCIBILITY-SHIELD-BREAKING LASER BEAM OF FAITHFULNESS

TristanLuigi · July 16, 2015, 05:08:00 AM

the sheer amount of jesus-power is filling up god's hard drive

gr8dayseth · July 16, 2015, 05:17:07 AM

Life becomes slower and slower, going at a maximum of 14 FPS.

TristanLuigi · July 16, 2015, 05:21:14 AM

jesus calls up his dad
"why don't we just put everything far outside the observable universe on an external hard drive"

HissingWalnuts · July 16, 2015, 06:27:55 AM

What the hell man, like seriously, what happened in here.

gr8dayseth · July 16, 2015, 06:30:10 AM

"BUT WHAT IF I GET A VIRUS FROM TRYING TO MOVE ALL THOSE FILES?"
"ugh dad omg that's not how it works"
"JESUS CHRIST, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS MY WORK. IF ALL THOSE FILES GETS DELETED BY A VIRUS THEN EVERYTHING ELSE WILL GET INFECTED."
"dad god damnit stop using my name in vain"
"DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO ME LIKE THAT"
"ok fuk this"
*beep*

sorry dudes I tried

Quote from: HissingWalnuts on July 16, 2015, 06:27:55 AM

What the hell man, like seriously, what happened in here.

something wonderful