Author Topic: Samus is transloveual  (Read 7662 times)

take my word on it, that ain't work for a full body skintight suit
well then since we dont see the skinsuit until way after this interview we can assume the surgery happened before then
no amount of science can make fake breasts look good
we are talking about the same space technology that gave samus a robot suit with a shooty gun arm, im sure they can accomplish that much

well then since we dont see the skinsuit until way after this interview we can assume the surgery happened before then
what

we are talking about the same space technology that gave samus a robot suit with a shooty gun arm, im sure they can accomplish that much
nah, breasts are beyond mere science
breasts are faith

what
sorry i forgeted up i meant since we dont see her in the suit until way after the interview, we can safely assume that she had space surgery between the time that she was canonically pre-op and the time that she shows up in a detailed skin-suit

sorry i forgeted up i meant since we dont see her in the suit until way after the interview, we can safely assume that she had space surgery between the time that she was canonically pre-op and the time that she shows up in a detailed skin-suit
maybe, still wouldn't have gotten breasts that good looking though so

wow is she really

she must have cut off or have a real good tuckjob

maybe, still wouldn't have gotten breasts that good looking though so

hormone therapy

maybe, still wouldn't have gotten breasts that good looking though so


You learn something new every day.

I think the guy confused Samus with Sheik. Marth on the other hand is a girly boy.

they also said that in mario all the toads got transformed into brick blocks, so every time you break one you're literally murdering a toad

but do i necessarily believe it? ehhhh, dunno

I think the guy confused Samus with Sheik. Marth on the other hand is a girly boy.
that's how they like their male protags over in Japan. nice and wimpy

comparatively they compared Ike to a gorilla, even though they want to forget a particular gorilla in a zoo for some reason

Then Roy must be a rippling Japanese dreamboat because he's a wimpy gorilla

She's OBVIOUSLY trans because females can't kick nearly that much ass, am I right???

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