Author Topic: The Minions Movie Is Number One In The World ! - MINION MEME QUOTES Riddler  (Read 37034 times)

Self Delete is the only option

Self Delete is the only option
I can't now
my body is turning yellow


Kill yourself
I can't, my body feels like stretchable rubber now and I'm losing hair.

I can't, my body feels like stretchable rubber now and I'm losing hair.
chain yourself to a wall

chain yourself to a wall
I just can't be tortured anymore, my body is stretching a lot and I'm getting shorter.

i saw the face of god and it was weeping


DO IT
I keep getting magically saved, and for some reason I have goggles now.

I keep getting magically saved, and for some reason I have goggles now.
destroy all technology available to you

I keep getting magically saved, and for some reason I have goggles now.
This is turning into some weird fan fiction so im staying out of here

destroy all technology available to you
I'm going to go destroy some stuff--
*talks in minion language, fully transformed into a minion*
THE END

I find the fact that you guys are freaking out about minions cringier than the minions and their followers

forget I went to McDonalds and there were minons all over the bag and drink you guys we're right

new world order:
not illuminati
not kool kids klub
but...
minions