Author Topic: Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2  (Read 19022 times)

On your way up the mountain, run over everyone you see with the bike

you saw nothing but a fox on your way up here, rest assured you ran that forgeter over however

no milk here, except maybe that forgetface over there who drinks milk

Beat the living milk out of him with the fox

Check the map to see where you are

use him and his milk-loving ass as a toboggan and ride down that mountain


see that bike? take that bike and ride down the mountain

Go to a general store (Known in GTAV as a store)theres loads of milk there.

you milk her

of her life

you go around to get a bike to escape, when suddenly-

over the megaphone: "This is merryweather, put down your weapons sir and come with us. Sudden moves will result in you being fired upon."

what do you do? what does merryweather want?

surrender so you dont loving die

die so you dont loving surrender


call for police reinforcements

arrest them

why'd you beat her to death you just needed her milk

why'd you beat her to death you just needed her milk
look she had none man it was the law

surrender so you dont loving die
you "surrender"-

call for police reinforcements

arrest them
and you pull out your phone, but as soon as merryweather sees this:




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