Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2

[Maxwell.]

PROLOGUE, APRIL 14TH 2015:
after coming back from the moon you get sterilized and all your items took from you including the moonrocks which contain a rare ore called "asscontainium" these are worth 103 million so nasa gives you the money and you buy a plane ticket to los santos with millions still left

TODAY: hours ago you were in america, now you're in america but somewhere else
after going through airport checks you have nothing but your money and good looks

what do you do?

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

whats your job

[Maxwell.]

whats your job

you don't have a job

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

check out those cool bags up ahead, i bet there's something fun in them.

[Decepticon]

you don't have a job

become a cop

[Refticus]

get milk in tradition of the previous adventure

[Maxwell.]

you go searching in the bags


...why was someone hiding a baton in there?

become a cop

you decide to go because you have a baton, better put it to good use

get milk in tradition of the previous adventure

and this because you're thirsty
busy day ahead, you whistle for a cab and it comes

what do you do?

[SteveJenkins]

you are now Johnny Bravo

find some hot babes

[Maxwell.]

luckily there were plentiful across the street

they're scared stuffless of you, but you can't let her get away can you? she's wearing glasses

[Blocky943]

stop being gay and go after her

[SteveJenkins]

use the baton as a carrot on them

saints row style

[Maxwell.]

you go after her and she starts running


you trip trying to launch at her in a movie style way


you get up, and-

forget, she got away

use the baton as a carrot on them

saints row style

your lady killer instinct kicks in and you go to that single spot again to find more



right, so batons don't really work when they're concious


evening officer

[Refticus]

aquire milk after loving the woyman you knocked out

[Biohazard]

then forget the milk

[SteveJenkins]

your work here is complete as officer Bravo

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