Author Topic: Maxwell's First Person Adventure 2  (Read 18982 times)

Keep jacking off. Maintain eye contact.

BY THE MIGHTY POWER OF MILK, MAY IT RAIN THE CORPSES OF DEAD FOXES!

Keep jacking off. Maintain eye contact.
you are jacking off, they're looking at you awkwardly

Rub faster and start to lick your lips.

Do what they tell you to

Rub faster and start to lick your lips.
they get pretty fed up of this stuff and tackle you to the ground

and then tie you up and put a mask on you and throw you into the plane, they keep you like this for the duration of the journey

you step off the plane and they tell you to go into the trailer up ahead

you can do that, right?

Make audible lip licking noises. Air hump each step. Recite your favorite nasheed, أمتي الفجر وقد ظهرت.

Run back into plane, mug the pilot if he's still in there, and suck the people up into the engines. Take off in search for milk.



plane is now milk
what no it isn't you can't just come in here and decla-

oh

Jet fuel might actually be able to melt steel beams

Grab the milk and go into the trailer

Grab the milk and go into the trailer
Weaponize the milk and run into the trailer

Grab the milk and go into the trailer
You grab the milk and go into the trailer




Wait, these guys captured you just to send you on an errand to get milk from stupid beaners? Why would you accept this when you already have your milk?

..what do you do?