cheap household items that can be used as lube?

[Swampivorous]

Mud

not sure if serious

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

industrial glue

[Frequency]

His friend wants to be fully prepared for what's to come.

ay, I don't think his friend is expecting something else to come.

[ThatRandomGuy]

Shampoo
Conditioner
Salsa
Body wash
milk
Diarrhea

[SgtDaemon]

chili sauce

i mean if you are a loving pusillanimous individual, sure, use something else, but real men use chili sauce, justsayingyknow

[Pie Crust]

Olive oil. Leaves a great smell and taste for your partner (If you have one).

[SetGaming]

Olive oil. Leaves a great smell and taste for your partner (If you have one).

pie crust is in the know yknow

[e-maxx]

20w-50 motor oil

[Ayxrion]

for the carrot 1:
sharpie in pooper xdddddddddddd

[Cappytaino]

Just buy lube, it's not very expensive. The pharmacy in my town sells lube for christ's sake. Unless your friend is a puss, he can just go buy a bottle of lube for like $3 and not risk getting a uti.

[Headcrab Zombie]

risk getting a uti.

this is for a guy
I don't think butts can get utis

but yeah get real lube lol

[Ragequit]

Just buy lube, it's not very expensive. The pharmacy in my town sells lube for christ's sake. Unless your friend is a puss, he can just go buy a bottle of lube for like $3 and not risk getting a uti.

this just in cappy pees from his butt

[Clone v.117]

Your parent's lube.

[Space1255]

WD-40, Your blood.
Edit: Metal Shavings, molten metal, boiling water, and paint also work

[DJ Charizard]

Vaseline