Author Topic: post embarrassing things that happened to you at school  (Read 1853 times)

Oh no you haven't seen how much of a cidclejerk that class was during group projects.
Do you even know what a circlejerk is or are you just calling groups that like 90% of the forums.

Do you even know what a circlejerk is or are you just calling groups that like 90% of the forums.
...but he's right. that's exactly what they are.

you got it confused with AP kids
"IM TAKING LIKE 6 AP CLASSES THIS YEAR"
"I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DOING AP HOMEWORK"
"DID I MENTION IM IN 6 AP CLASSES"
i remember one of my friends was doing that last year

she told us it was a terrible idea

Do you even know what a circlejerk is or are you just calling groups that like 90% of the forums.
are you implying that his class did not, in fact, jack off one another in a circle?

Do you even know what a circlejerk is or are you just calling groups that like 90% of the forums.
I'm trying to figure out a good way to explain this without having a wall of text,

They basically just ignored everybody other than their friends in the group and didn't listen to anybody else's criticism or ideas.

are you implying that his class did not, in fact, jack off one another in a circle?

Wouldn't suprise me if they did one girl in the class was known for deepthroating

...but he's right. that's exactly what they are.
Not at all, if you feel left out just make friends with you peers; that's like, socialization 101.

If there's a particularly douchey group then don't associate yourself with them.
are you implying that his class did not, in fact, jack off one another in a circle?
If it were full of girls then I'd like to think that.


maybe even see it :<


I'm trying to figure out a good way to explain this without having a wall of text,

They basically just ignored everybody other than their friends in the group and didn't listen to anybody else's criticism or ideas.

so

pretty much like any other public school in the world

so

pretty much like any other public school in the world
You also have to understand that this was the first time in several years I've been to public school

if a circlejerk has one or more girls then it becomes a bukkake

You also have to understand that this was the first time in several years I've been to public school

"im a special snowflake"

There was also a time when I was in the fourth grade, where I took a massive dump and ended up with diarrhea. I didn't really eat anything that day but somehow I had this huge pain in my stomach. I asked my teacher if i could use the bathroom and ended up in there for nearly 45 minutes. the teacher sent people to get me to come back in, which was the worst part. The bathroom REEKED of stuff and fart fumes, and it was just horrible. Diarrhea getting worse, I saw my stuff which as RED. I ate a ton hot Hot Cheetos the day before, and it was only affecting me now. Anyway, it REEKED in there and I was getting laughed at. Worst day of my life. I didn't even wipe myself all the way  so I ended up with major stuff stains in my underwear, which ended up reaching my balls. then i found little stuff particles stuck on my ballsack, so I had to change my underwear and WIPE MY BALLSACK. Worst goddamn day ever.

Being seen with morons and/or forgetboys.

you got it confused with AP kids
"IM TAKING LIKE 6 AP CLASSES THIS YEAR"
"I WAS UP ALL NIGHT DOING AP HOMEWORK"
"DID I MENTION IM IN 6 AP CLASSES"

"3 OF THE AP CLASSES I'M TAKING DON'T EVEN RELATE TO WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GROW UP"
"I'M GONNA GET A FULL RIDE SCHOLARSHIP TO HARVARD JUST YOU WAIT"
"YOU ONLY WANT TO BE A COMPUTER SCIENTIST? PFFT, DO ENGLISH MAN IT'S GREAT"

anyway, this one time at school this girl was talking about the "magics of the earth" and what would do what like "lightning" "dark lightning" or "heavenly fire"

she was the kind of girl who exceeds at english and nothing else, and she would always act like she was better than everyone

but I walked by and asked how the lightning works and she's like: "you're overthinking it, it's just magic"

It was my first day at a new school and I started a gay daydream and I wandered into my 2nd period, for next SEMESTER, so I looked around and saw there was no empty chairs and I asked the teacher about it and she pulled out a chair* for me. I sit in it and the back legs decided to fly out and hit somebody in the head causing me to fall back and everybody is laughing and I had a boner from the daydream I was practically still in then halfway in the class I realize I'm in the wrong class and I literally start cussing my lungs out in Russian because that was the first thing that came to mind.


*The chair was already broken before I even sat in it.