what does she do around here
do this and ask if you can help out somehow
gotta get on the good side of management y'know
"WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU??"
"Oh you know..." you say quietly, "I'm just curious as to what you do around here."
"I JUST FILE ALL THE PAPERWORK, HANDLE FINANCES, AND FIND FOSTER FAMILIES!"
You don't really like this woman because she's always yelling, so you can't really tell if she's chill with you or if you're pissing her off.
"Huh, okay. Is there anything I do to help out around here? I'm a lot older than most of these kids so I probably won't have much fun hanging around with them."
"AW THAT'S SO NICE!"
"Uh huh."
"IF YOU'D LIKE, YOU CAN HELP CINDY VACUUM CARPETS AND MAKE BEDS BEFORE THE KIDS GET BACK FROM SCHOOL!"
"Why yes yes I can do that, ma'am."
"EXCELLENT! CINDY!!"
You hear running footsteps coming from upstairs, followed by a quick but simply divine, "On my way, Aunt Martha!"
Aunt????? Ohh....
She comes in the office.
"CINDY! THIS HERE IS SVEN!"
"Ah yes we were just introduced," she says.
"SVEN HERE WOULD LIKE TO HELP OUT AROUND HERE! WOULD YOU CARE TO SHOW HIM HOW YOU CLEAN ROOMS??!"
"Sure I can do that! Come on, Sven, follow me."
Yis.
She shows you how to vacuum the carpets well, gives you some shortcuts, and how to quickly make beds. The two of you start cleaning bedrooms together. You are having a difficult time staying on task though, seeing as there is a very distracting sight in the room.
Instead of hacking off start singing sea shantys
"Yar har fiddle dee dee," you whisper as she bends down to vacuum underneath a bed.
Status:Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 1:14pm ET Monday
Temperature: 60°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
NoneYou are cleaning rooms with Cindy, Martha's niece, who works to clean rooms in the foster home.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Ready
Items:Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Food Stuffs:3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Weapons/Tools:United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Keepsakes:Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)
???:Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire
*
Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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