before we can do this we'll need the recipe for god stuff, which we used to create the abomination in the box,
You decide that you want to create another recipe for disaster, but you will need to find a way to get out and buy things.
Pray that nothing eats you
You pray and hope that nothing in this home will eat you.
OP how hot is Cindy?
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smash smash smash smash smash
AKA talk to cindy
You make up your mind and decide to go talk to Cindy. Ya'know, to get to know her better. Maybe even a lot better.
You set your stuff down and backtrack to the room where you saw her, but she's not there. Most of the doors are closed to prevent children from taking things from other rooms, so you don't know where to start looking.
try to be friendly and strike up a nice conversation with the loud lady downstairs since she's in the same building as you and you probably want to be on her good side after talking to cindy
You walk downstairs just in time to see Mr. Swanson leaving Martha's office.
"Hey champ," says Mr. Swanson, "Your paper work is all settled. Everything good so far?"
"Oh yes, sir," you say quickly, "Everything is just
perfect."
You walk into Martha's office after Mr. Swanson leaves.
"WHY IF IT ISN'T OUR NEW RECRUIT!" she bellows.
"Uhhhh hi," you say.
Quick, what do we ask her.
Status:Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 12:22pm ET Monday
Temperature: 58°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
NoneYou have just entered Martha's (the obese obnoxious owner of the foster home) office with intent to talk to her.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Ready
Items:Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Food Stuffs:3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Weapons/Tools:United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Keepsakes:Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)
???:Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire
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Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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