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Integrate chance roller into story? [check last story update (p. 66)]

Yes, put it in.
No, it is a bad idea.
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Teddie Gatekeepson
« Last Edit: October 30, 2015, 05:59:00 AM by Space1255 »





Nominations closed, vote now. Continue making advances to the story, guys.



the story was so good I didn't even realize our character didn't have a name lol

but for real, ask for something to eat because we're starving

Ask for a punching bag
ask for a hooker
the story was so good I didn't even realize our character didn't have a name lol

but for real, ask for something to eat because we're starving

"Hey Mr. Swanson?" you ask, "Before you go, I need you to get me a punching bag, a hooker, and something to eat."

"A hooker?" he asks.

"Yes," you affirm, "I need a way to let off some energy."

"Uhhh...." he stutters.

"Hey if it's too much trouble for you," you explain, "Just bring me a hooker and I'll just compromise and use her as a punching bag as well."

"Hey how about no?" he says with a frown.

"Okay...but I'm still hungry."

"Alright, I'll go notify staff. If you need something to punch, just use a pillow from the bed."

He leaves to go get something for you to eat. You punch the pillow.

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 5:48pm Sunday
Temperature: Unknown
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Famished
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

The social worker has left your room to go get you some food. You are now alone.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Decent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Very poor
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, shoes)
Keychain flashlight
Screwdriver

Flick off the lights and hide in a corner with the pillow and ambush the Social Worker when he walks in and interrogate him about your uncle.