Realize how forgeted we are for assaulting a police officer
"Oh crap," you murmur.
Jack off and release your load on the police officers face and steal his tazer and the key to the tazer and use it on the social worker and the officer if he wakes back up.
Just use you just escaped from a hostage, watched many people die, etc. excuse your actions since you probably have heavy paranoia now.
You spill your seed on the police officer and take his taser as well as his spare cartridges. You put the taser in your pocket, easily accessible, and close the door. You turn the lights back on so you can see and drag the police officer over to the bed. You push him behind it where he can't be seen from the doorway. Just in time too.
*knock knock*
"Hey man," says the social worker, "I brought cha your food! Can I come in?"
"Er..." you look over at the prone officer, "Yeah you're good."
He opens the door.
"Ah," he says in surprise, "I see the officer--"
"WHAT?!" you practically yell, "HUH? WHAT OFFICER?"
"Uh..." he checks himself in confusion, "I see they brought your backpack to you. They found it in the trunk of the car at the crime scene."
"Oh..." you say quietly, "Yeah, mhm...hey I'm really hungry can I have the food?"
"Sure," he says cheerfully, "Here you go."
He hands you a big tray with hot dogs, a burger, fries, and soda, which you promptly set on the edge of the bed and eat quickly.
"You all set to leave tomorrow?" he asks.
"Uh huh," you say, "Sure am."
jail break from the mental asylum
Suddenly, you hear a wheeze. Spinning around, you see the police officer struggling to get up. Now is not the time to mess around.
"Wh-!" Mr. Swanson stammers.
You bound across the bed and smash the heavy wooden tray across his head knocking him out again. You roll sideways drawing the taser and shoot Mr. Swanson. He groans and yells and ends up writhing on the floor. You drop the lamp from the nightstand near the bed onto his head knocking him out. You take his wallet and leave the room. You close the door silently and walk down the hallway so as to not draw suspicion to yourself. You take the stairs to ground level and exit into the street.
What now?
Google Street View of what you see. Feel free to explore outwards and find somewhere to go (link what you find in your post) or just make something up.
I've improved the status bar (notably the items section) to be more navigable so you can see what you have easier.
Status:Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 6:42pm Sunday
Temperature: 55°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area):
Moderate*wanted for assault, assault on a police officer, and theft in Lexington, KYYou have escaped the hospital after knocking the social worker and police officer unconscious.
Hygiene:
Shower status: Decent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Very poor
Clothing Status: Clean
Colon contents: Empty
Items:Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
Stolen wallet (unknown contents)iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Food Stuffs:1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade$25
Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Weapons/Tools:United States Road Atlas
Taser [loaded, 2 extra cartridges]
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
Keepsakes:Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)
???:Gum
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire
*
Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.
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