[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Refticus]

Flick off the lights and hide in a corner with the pillow and ambush the Social Worker when he walks in and interrogate him about your uncle.

while naked

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

while naked

With an erection

[Swat 3]

Furthermore, knockout said Social Worker and get the forget out of there and scram.

[Theepicman]

And don't forget the food before running.

[XR-7]

Restarted the poll and removed the names that weren't getting votes so there are just three. Winner of this poll is your new name.

Flick off the lights and hide in a corner with the pillow and ambush the Social Worker when he walks in and interrogate him about your uncle.

Furthermore, knockout said Social Worker and get the forget out of there and scram.

And don't forget the food before running.

You turn off the lights and grab a pillow. You stand by the door so you'll be behind it when it opens and he comes in. After waiting for a few minutes, you hear a knock on the door.

"Come in!" you yell.

The door opens and a figure steps into the room.

"Huh? Why are the lights--"

*BOOF*

You whack the pillow across his head and he trips and falls onto the floor. You hold the pillow over his face until he stops struggling. Ravenously looking for food, you crawl all over him but find nothing edible.

"The hell...?" you utter. You pull the pillow back and....it's not the social worker. In fact, it's a police officer. You look back towards the door and you see your backpack lying there. I guess the cops must've recovered it and were trying to bring it back to you...

Now you are in a dark room with an unconscious police officer that you knocked out with your social worker returning in a few moments.

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 6:11pm Sunday
Temperature: 56°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Famished
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

The social worker has left your room to go get you some food. When you tried to knock him unconscious, you realized that you knocked out a police officer instead.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Decent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Poor
Mouth status: Very poor
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Ultra Sock
Backpack
Sleeping bag
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Atlas
Pen
Pad of paper
Pepe mask
1 full box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)
Gum
$159.97
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
iPhone charger
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)
Phone charger (for your flip phone)
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Small piece of wire
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Keychain flashlight
Flashlight
Your mom's locked combination safe

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[tber123]

Realize how forgeted we are for assaulting a police officer

[Theepicman]

Jack off and release your load on the police officers face and steal his tazer and the key to the tazer and use it on the social worker and the officer if he wakes back up.

[Refticus]

jail break from the mental asylum

[Space1255]

Just use you just escaped from a hostage, watched many people die, etc. excuse your actions since you probably have heavy paranoia now.

[Snaked_Snake]

When he wakes up, ask him if he's Ok, do none of the above, if he recognizes us, just say a random thing like "I thought you were the Shadow Man" just to get another creepypasta growing

[Space1255]

If he asks about shadow man, say it was one of your kidnapper's lackeys

[Frequency]

Jack off and leave.

[Space1255]

Jack off and leave.

Then come back.

[Frequency]

Then come back.

then jack off

[Space1255]

then jack off

While coming back.