[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Refticus]

tell him you are a wanted child who needs to go to boston to san francisco, because you have a bomb in your body and your uncle is trying to save you.

do this

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

tell him you are a wanted child who needs to go to boston to san francisco, because you have a bomb in your body and your uncle is trying to save you.

Say this and then stab yourself to try and show it

[Frequency]

Say this and then stab yourself to try and show it

do this while screaming you've "got the need for weed"

[Decepticon]

tell him you are a wanted child who needs to go to boston to san francisco, because you have a bomb in your body and your uncle is trying to save you.

dont do this

[Frequency]

there's such division between what we should do

I say we vote

[Space1255]

Okay
What if we do this
First: don't do it
Second: do it
Third: do it.

[Frequency]

as long as we get the drugs I'm down for whatever

[Space1255]

If we cut our own liver out I'm fine.

[XR-7]

"I need medical marijuana to calm my nerves"

The doctor just smiles and says, "Maybe when you're older, kid."

tell him you are a wanted child who needs to go to boston to san francisco, because you have a bomb in your body and your uncle is trying to save you.

"BUT THERE IS A BOMB INSIDE ME AND I NEED TO GET TO SAN FRANCISCO TO BE SAVED BUT I CAN'T FIND MY UNCLE AND ONLY HE CAN SAVE ME!!!"

The psychiatrist and the doctor exchange glances and step out of the room, assuring you that they'll be back soon. They close the door and you hear it lock. There is a window, but it doesn't open and the glass is very thick. You are also nine stories above the concrete parking lot.

Status:

Location: Lexington, KY
Time: 2:21pm Sunday
Temperature: Unknown
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Hungry
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): VERY HIGH
*Wanted as a kidnapped child, Amber Alert has been issued

You are locked in the doctor's office.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Good
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Average
Mouth status: Very poor
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Empty

Items:

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, shoes)
Keychain flashlight
Screwdriver

[Theepicman]

Use anything sturdy and strong and break down the door and sneak to the bathroom and remove a toilet from its foundation.

[bigcapitalbaka]

take off all your clothes and put on the hospital gown

[Theepicman]

take off all your clothes and put on the hospital gown

or just take off your clothes and sneak to the bathroom naked and rip a toilet off of its foundation.

[bigcapitalbaka]

Actually, take the time to take care of personal hygeine

[Space1255]

Use your handicap strength to find a sharp object and cut the bomb out of you. Realize there actually is a loving bomb in there and it will explode on three hours

[Frequency]

remove your clothes, wait behind the door, and when the next person comes in, murder them with the screwdriver