[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[TableSalt]

Have some ice cream, on the house!

[Ad Bot]

[XR-7]

Not him, your dad. Why did your dad run.
Involuntarily reach for his richard and suck it.

Oh. No one in your family knows why he ran. On the second thing, you don't have any composure of anything going on at your aunt's house.

So either the entire story was a dream, or you were drugged by your uncle and you are having a dream??? Or was it those damn waffles and your aunt is actually a drug lord?!

You aren't totally certain which reality is real, so you decide to run some tests.

Begin screaming and attempt to exit the dream

You start screaming and hitting yourself trying jump out of the dream. Your mom jumps up and grabs you saying, "Son, what is wrong??!"

Have some ice cream, on the house!

"Uhh...can I have some ice cream?" you ask.

She looks at you strangely and gets a carton of your favorite ice cream from the freezer. She gives it to you and you eat it

"I'm going to go get ready to leave. You should do the same," she says as she walks into her room.

become chris benoit.

You go into your room and get some clothes from your closet. You get undressed and look at yourself in your mirror. lovey yes, but you really wish you looked like Chris Benoit. Suddenly, you become Chris Benoit. You flex your pecs and your biceps in the mirror, but you also realize that none of your clothes fit now. You wrap waist down in a bedsheet and fasten it with clothes hangers. You go shirtless because you're Chris Benoit.

You walk out into the living room and notice a flip calendar that you never noticed before, reading August 4. The pad unfolds slightly dropping the previous day, causing it to read August 3.

Status:

You are Chris Benoit.

[Swat 3]

You are now John Cena.

[bigcapitalbaka]

--> pick name


JOHNFACE CENAZOO

[Refticus]

fufill your fantasies of going to kenya by rocket boots

[Zharthon]

chris benoit had the brain of an 80 year old and murdered his family by choking them out, do the same.

[Space1255]

This is a dream.
Lucid dream your way to get a lap dance from a hot chick.

[Skuras]

Try to wake up. If you cant then just do whatever weird things you want

[XR-7]

chris benoit had the brain of an 80 year old and murdered his family by choking them out, do the same.

You mentally summon all of your family members into your room and choke them to death.

You are now John Cena.

Neglecting Self Delete like Chris Benoit, you become JOHNNNN CENNNNNNA!!!

--> pick name


JOHNFACE CENAZOO

And promptly name yourself Johnface Cenazoo.

fufill your fantasies of going to kenya by rocket boots

This is a dream.
Lucid dream your way to get a lap dance from a hot chick.

Blasting off to Kenya in your new rocket boots, you join a tribe who notice that you are John Cena and immediately make you their chief. You get lapdances from everyone in the village.

You look over when you're done and see a small rickety animal pen with three cows in it. A man is in there getting ready to kill one for food. He grabs a knife and slits its throat drinking its blood as it bleeds out. Two cows remain.

Status:

You are Chief Johnface Cenazoo and are actually John Cena managing a primitive tribe in Kenya.

[Zharthon]

snap the forget out of it and wake up

[Space1255]

Now bang the loveiest tribes woman.

[Nicepoint]

snap the forget out of it and wake up

[blockguy™]

he drugged your forgetin drink lool

[CypherX]

beat your richard until it disintegrates

[Refticus]

beat your richard until it disintegrates