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Holy forget

Hit on her

BUT VERY SUBTLY

we can't risk striking out already

nah we gotta get fit so we can get Cindy, you feel?

You decide that you want to get fit to impress Cindy. You speedwalk down to Martha's office and ask about the rules pertaining to leaving the building in order to go to the gym. She tells you that curfew is at 30 minutes before dusk (let's just say it will be 7:00PM when you should be back) and you must bring back some sort of proof that you actually went to the place that you claim to have visited. Privileges will be revoked for any period of time if you are caught in a lie or do something disruptive while you are out.

She also reminds you that you will be going to the local high school tomorrow for classes.

So you're thinking about the gym tomorrow after school.

Holy forget

Hit on her

You rip open your pants and wave your-

BUT VERY SUBTLY

we can't risk striking out already

Oh. You see Cindy coming down the stairs and smile at her. She smiles back and you offer to help if she needs it. She politely says that she doesn't need anything done and walks away.

Status:

Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 6:43pm ET Monday
Temperature: 59°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You have just talked to Martha about leaving the building during the day and proceeded to discreetly flirt with Cindy.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Ready

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Get in the shower and measure your richard just in-case you smash. stuff is important, yo.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2015, 10:09:11 PM by blockguy™ »

Visit the post office and see what you can find

we ripped off our pants.

make new pants out of toilet roll and semen

Visit the post office and see what you can find

With 17 minutes to curfew, you run to the post office. The service area is closed already so you only have access to the P.O. boxes, which are all locked. There isn't anything else except security cameras, some wastebaskets, and some bars with complimentary pencils/paper/envelopes. You return to the home in the nick of time.

Get in the shower and measure your richard just in-case you smash. stuff is important, yo.

You get in the shower with a ruler to measure your badly abused buddy. You measure 15 INCHES LONG WHAT THE HE - oh. No, that's centimeters. Too bad.

You get out of the shower. Everyone has until 9:00PM to do whatever they want. They can either go to bed early or find something else to do to kill the time.

Status:

Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 7:40pm ET Monday
Temperature: 57°F
Stamina: Rested
Hunger: Full
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You have 90 minutes to kill time before lights out.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Ready

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
Gatorade

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

Gum (4 sticks remaining)
A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Chew gum and kick ass... at conversation...

but not until you run out of gum

« Last Edit: November 23, 2015, 03:35:14 PM by Snaked_Snake »

chug the gatorade and stay awake for all night. become the hero this home needs as the loving owl

chug the gatorade and stay awake for all night. become the hero this home needs as the loving owl
No, go to the gym already, we can do that tomorrow.

No, go to the gym already, we can do that tomorrow.
the gym is closed at this time of the day.
we must become the owl

the gym is closed at this time of the day.
we must become the owl

i second this

the gym is closed at this time of the day.
we must become the owl
If I've learnt anything from the sims 3, it's that the gym is open 24/7, but on a serious note, atleast check on your phone to see if the gym is open.

Chew gum and kick ass... at conversation...

but not until you run out of gum

You pop the rest of your gum into your mouth and initiate conversation with people. They begin to like you.

Go to the gym already.

Edit: https://www.google.co.uk/#q=15+cm+to+inches
If I've learnt anything from the sims 3, it's that the gym is open 24/7, but on a serious note, atleast check on your phone to see if the gym is open.

Even if it were open, your curfew is 7:00PM so you couldn't go there anyway.

chug the gatorade and stay awake for all night. become the hero this home needs as the loving owl

You chug the Gatorade and do some crunches in your room as well some pull-ups on the door frame. Gotta get ripped, y'know? You plan to stay awake all night but finding enough stuff to do will be hard. You also have school tomorrow.

Suddenly, you hear Cindy yell from downstairs, "Lights out in 10 minutes, guys!"

Eh....

Status:

Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 8:50pm ET Monday
Temperature: 56°F
Stamina: A little tired
Hunger: Content
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You have 10 minutes to kill time before lights out.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

Colon contents: Ready

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola

$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

Hmm maybe sneak out and look around the City maybe?

Also throw away the Poop if somebody finds it were forgeted