[NEW POLL] Cross Country Run [Catch a bus?]

[Space1255]

Take a stuff. Also realized we haven't pissed once and piss a tsunami and add a bladder status thing. Proceed to rub your willy.

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Inb4stuffstorm

Also, what happened to this?

[Toxicology]

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oh my loving god

[XR-7]

Inb4stuffstorm

Also, what happened to this?

I have intentions of resuming it. I just stopped updating it while I took on BLoY.

[Refticus]

escape house in 20 minutes.

[XR-7]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND WE ARE BACK ONLINE

Hmm maybe sneak out and look around the City maybe?

Also throw away the Poop if somebody finds it were forgeted

You consider sneaking out and wandering the city at night. You don't know how well the place is being supervised though. There are no cameras in or around the building but there are doors and stairs where you will be walking past bedrooms.

On the poop issue, there has been some clingy-ness going on with it. You can never decide what to do with it. Should I open another poop vote?

Take a stuff. Also realized we haven't pissed once and piss a tsunami and add a bladder status thing. Proceed to rub your willy.

You walk into the hallway to use the bathroom before bed. You feel this overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and realize that you have just developed a new organ called a BLADDER. A wave of yellowish-orange urine comes blasting from your willy at velocities not easily achieved by humans. Your urine fills the toilet so much that you have to keep flushing while you go to prevent the bowl from overflowing. It finally subsides after about 5 minutes. You rub your aching willy hoping that you have remained fertile through this traumatizing event.

You begin to feel a strange feeling in your mouth though. Something seems to be wrong with your saliva. It's disappearing!

STATUS UPDATE UNLOCKED: HYDRATION (you must now drink things to stay alive)

You go to the sink and shovel water into your mouth until you are no longer thirsty.

escape house in 20 minutes.

You head back to your room with intentions to assess the area in 20 minutes. If you can somehow get out, you may be able to freely roam the streets at night. You are feeling a little tired after exercising and having a long day today. Suddenly, your bedroom door abruptly crashes open and three other boys come into the room.

"Hey look," the youngest one jeers, "It's the new kid!" The other two laugh.

"Who are you?" you ask.

"Your roommates!" one of them laughs, "What are you, handicapped?"

Oh joy. We're gonna have fun getting out of here tonight! Down the hall, you hear Cindy and the ever-deafening Martha making their rounds making sure the lights are out.

Status:

Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 9:00pm ET Monday
Temperature: 56°F
Stamina: Tired
Hunger: Content
*NEW* Hydration: Almost drowned
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are in your room with your roommates just prior to lights out.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

*NEW* Bladder contents: Empty
Colon contents: Empty

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Refticus]

keep them away from you by holding the scissors up to your throat and saying "i'm going to do it, get the forget out"

[Space1255]

No don't be a handicap and escape
Instead try to stuff in the idiot roommates mouths in the middle of the night
jk don't, ask for a banana. Will provide further instructions once banana has been recieved

[Refticus]

Instead try to stuff in the idiot roommates mouths in the middle of the night

[CeSium]

See if there is a vent. If there is, open it while the roomates are sleeping and place the carton of stuff in it, and open the bag. Close vent. Now they'll have to smell your stuff forever.

[XR-7]

No don't be a handicap and escape
Instead try to stuff in the idiot roommates mouths in the middle of the night
jk don't, ask for a banana. Will provide further instructions once banana has been recieved

You ask them if they have any bananas. They just look at you funny.

"Ha!" one of them jeers, "He must be gay if he wants to suck on a banana!"

Wow. That insult really hurt your confidence. There may be some bananas down in the kitchen but the caretakers are making the rounds turning lights off, so you can't go down there without getting in trouble.

See if there is a vent. If there is, open it while the roomates are sleeping and place the carton of stuff in it, and open the bag. Close vent. Now they'll have to smell your stuff forever.

An excellent plan! You walk over and sit on your bed to rummage through your backpack. Outside the door, you hear footsteps, followed by a knock. You quickly zip up your bag and drop it on the floor, with plans to leave your air freshener somewhere overnight.

"Come in!" one of your roommates calls.

Cindy opens the door and makes eye contact with everyone in the room. "You guys going to bed?"

"Yeah, good night," you tell her, "Sleep well."

"Aw thanks Sven," she replies sweetly, "You sleep well too."

She turns off the lightswitch and closes the door. One of your roommates is clenching his sides in bed and spitting trying to avoid laughing.

"Sven's got a crush on CINDY!!!" he shouts.

Footsteps return to the door and Cindy opens it again.

"Yes?" she asks, "Did someone call me?"

"Pppppbt," spatters the roommate, "H-h-ha ask S-sven!"

"What's wrong Sven?" she asks you. What do?

Status:

Location: Louisville, KY
Time: 9:08pm ET Monday
Temperature: 56°F
Stamina: Tired
Hunger: Content
*NEW* Hydration: Almost drowned
Local Heat (your apparent wanted level in a given area): None

You are in your room with your roommates just prior to lights out.

Hygiene:

Shower status: Excellent
Amenities status (deodorant, body spray, cologne): Excellent
Mouth status: Excellent
Clothing Status: Clean

*NEW* Bladder contents: Time to full bladder (5 hours)
Colon contents: Empty

Items:

Amenities (upkeep objects, survival aids):

One set of clothing on your back (sweater, shirt, jeans, underwear, socks, shoes)
Your old clothes
Heelys
Football Gloves
Backpack
Sleeping bag
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Mouthwash
Pen
Pad of paper
$159.97
iPhone 6 (100% battery)
An old basic flip phone, not useful for anything except phone calls (100% battery)

Food Stuffs:

3/4 box of junior mints
1 bottle of Coca-Cola
$25 Texas Roadhouse gift card (Amount unknown)

Weapons/Tools:

United States Road Atlas
9" cutting knife
Scissors
Pepper spray
Claw hammer
Screwdriver
Flashlight
Keychain flashlight
iPhone charger
Phone charger (for your flip phone)

Keepsakes:

Ultra Sock (your poor boy's stuffed toy)
An old photo of you and your mom
An old photo of your mom taken by your dad in the hospital when you were born
An old photo of your mom with the safe, reading "Rico, plot 2270"
Your mom's locked combination safe (unknown contents)

???:

A carton of your own poop covered in duct tape
Pepe mask
Small piece of wire

*Blue indicates edible materials for replenishing hunger and/or stamina.

[Bwopper]

Spray your eyes with the pepper spray and throw away your knife, turning to the atlas to slit your throat with papercuts

[Space1255]

Ask her for a banana because you're still a bit hungry

[Snaked_Snake]

Say "They're just being idiots."