Author Topic: Crush  (Read 4849 times)

i really like these kind of threads so i'm gonna make one myself, but it might look like a rip off of Cross Country Run. Most likely.


Story
Your name is Ralph Johnson. You are not a pilot, nor a pirate, you are an 8th grader trying to get the girl of your dreams.

Relationship
FRIENDS

Your crush just asked you to walk home with her after school. She might be into you. You accept, and the final period is about to end. You are trying to think of what to say to her as a conversation starter. What do you say?

"do you prefer black or white guys"

"heya milfy why dont you show us your tits huh? -slurpingsoundinsertedhere-"


assert your dominance by doing a second rope moonsault on our crush and going for the pin.


"let us have a love"
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 05:29:34 PM by Refticus »

she needs some excitement



snap her inTO A SLIM JIM




this is the best thread


Relationships
You literally do everything ever and you bang. Nice.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 11:34:19 AM by blockguy™ »

push so much stuff through your sphincter that your lower body explodes

on her bed

realise she had super aids and you're going to die in 1 week

genocide crusade to avenge your ancestors
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 11:39:11 AM by Refticus »

You contract SUPER AIDS along with AUTISM and ULTRA DOWN SYNDROME. You get a massive peener and bang even harder.

push so much stuff through your sphincter that your lower body explodes

on her bed

don't forget this

So much stuff is pushed through your sphincter that you are instantly ripped in half. But, with the power of SUPER AIDS, AUTISM, and ULTRA DOWN SYNDROME, your legs instantly grow back, along with a bigger peener.

You also don the ancient armor that lies on your family's alter to the gods, the finest armor smithed by those in Valhalla. You put the greatsword down, and pray to your gods. Your genocide crusade begins.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2015, 12:14:35 PM by blockguy™ »