So much stuff is pushed through your sphincter that you are instantly ripped in half. But, with the power of SUPER AIDS, AUTISM, and ULTRA DOWN SYNDROME, your legs instantly grow back, along with a bigger peener.
You also don the ancient armor that lies on your family's alter to the gods, the finest armor smithed by those in Valhalla. You put the greatsword down, and pray to your gods. Your genocide crusade begins.