YOUR WEIRDEST loveUAL EXPERIENCE

[shitlord]

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

[Ad Bot]

[ThatRandomGuy]

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

Did you put it in the side that lights up first?

[Mr Man]

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

You should start a bit lighter

[XR-7]

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

You should usually let your doctor perform the colonoscopy.

[ThatRandomGuy]

You should start a bit lighter

ba dum tssss

[Foxscotch]

My friend decided to play research while we were playing video games, he then went into his bathroom and jerked off.

bathrooms are gross
the only time I'd jerk off in a bathroom is in the shower, and I'd still much rather do it in my room

[Swampivorous]

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

I shoved magnets in my ass one time.  They were stuffty magnetix rip-offs that couldn't stay together for stuff.

After that...I had a plastic blue microphone stand.

i shoved a flashlight up my butt once
it didnt feel good and im 99% sure i was doing it wrong

try this next time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkkU0UO3sek

[Foxscotch]

I shoved magnets in my ass one time.  They were stuffty magnetix rip-offs that couldn't stay together for stuff.

WHY would you put magnets inside your body
just use marbles or something else that is NOT MAGNETIC

[Swampivorous]

WHY would you put magnets inside your body
just use marbles or something else that is NOT MAGNETIC

I was around 10, depressed as hell, starving and suicidal and didn't know how magnets worked (memes wooo).  I don't think I was putting my life into consideration.

[ThatRandomGuy]

I was around 10, depressed as hell, starving and suicidal and didn't know how magnets worked (memes wooo).  I don't think I was putting my life into consideration.

Oh god, here it comes.

[Cappytaino]

I was around 10, depressed as hell, starving and suicidal and didn't know how magnets worked (memes wooo).  I don't think I was putting my life into consideration.

Uh
I dealt with years of depression and never felt the urge to stick magnets in my ass

[Mr. Hurricane]

I've forgeted my hand once a day, every day, for the last couple years.

But in all seriousness

Being a virgin.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

I was around 10, depressed as hell, starving and suicidal and didn't know how magnets worked (memes wooo).  I don't think I was putting my life into consideration.

.....

[Pie Crust]

Should I?

[Swampivorous]

Should I?

pretty sure everyone knows you forgeted a dog.