Author Topic: The Adventures of Bobby McforgetPropane  (Read 4550 times)


In the middle of a four-way intersection.
You do it to it in the middle of a fourt way intersection, you both get run over by a normal american driver, thanks obama!

You're in hospital, and you have bandages everywhere, and so does your new lover, wat do?

jack him off in the middle of a sixteen-way intersection with no stoplights.

jack him off in the middle of a sixteen-way intersection with no stoplights.
You're in hospital and you cant move, just think.

Jack everyone in the hospital off with the power of your mind.

Jack everyone in the hospital off with the power of your mind.
Don't you remember? Your brain is a burger, you cant think like that!

Don't you remember? Your brain is a burger, you cant think like that!
Then how do you exist
OT: Spontaneously Combust

You try to spontaneously Combust, but it just makes your bandages blow up, and now you feel better...

What now?

Bang in a 160-way intersection with 150 lanes coming from every lane

Bang in a 160-way intersection with 150 lanes coming from every lane
You decide to pretend you're in a 160-way intersection with 150 lanes coming from every lane in an alleyway, and having love with Fourth wall Breaker.

Your snake lets out all its air and flops down, you can't have love for a bit.

What now?

realise you have erectile dysfunction from loving too hard
have love on a 354 road intersection



Your snake is flat, it wont work, and then you realise his just went flat

Welp, better go to work, I mean, it's only-

3:00 PM!?

Oh no, you missed most of your work day, what do you do?