The Adventures of Bobby McforgetPropane

[Refticus]

call in sick with ebola

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

Shoot up the area you work in

[Snaked_Snake]

jack off

You jerk off then manage to rip your snake off

oops

call in sick with ebola

You can't afford a phone, dipstuff

Shoot up the area you work in

You shoot up McDonalds with your finger blaster 3000, everyone dies except your manager

Your manager says to you "YOU'RE FIRED! But not before you buy our new happy meal pack, now only $999.99!

[Space1255]

Shoot the manager
get a lot of food
stuff on the remaining food that you didnt steal

[Refticus]

raid the workplace and eat ALL the food
become a human blimp

[Space1255]

trhen stuff all over the city

[Snaked_Snake]

You eat all the food and become fat, you then become a blimp and stuff on the whole city.

Well, that was fun, what now?

[Space1255]

bang a dog

[XR-7]

Go stand by the road and pee on cars

[Snaked_Snake]

bang a dog

You do the deed

Go stand by the road and pee on cars

You make yourself a makeshift snake and start peeing on cars, two people come out of their car and start to argue with you

After an hour of arguing you decide to do something

What will that something be?

[Zharthon]

fly into the moon

[Refticus]

brag on the forums on how you just forgeted a dog
you will be called toast crust

[Space1255]

RKO them

[XR-7]

What will that something be?

Turn your nozzle on them and pee on their faces

While beating your chest like a gorilla with a Tarzan yell

[CypherX]

RKO them