Sugar the comic - issue 13

[TableSalt]

HELP
I'M HAVING LAUGHTER DEPRESSION
I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
AND MY SIDES LEFT ME FOR NO REASON

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

HELP
I'M HAVING LAUGHTER DEPRESSION
I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD
AND MY SIDES LEFT ME FOR NO REASON

if you have no sides, then you must be bleeding to death

[TableSalt]

if you have no sides, then you must be bleeding to death

I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH BECAUSE MY LUNGS RUPTURED DUE TO THE XTREEM LAFFS

[Refticus]

I'M BLEEDING TO DEATH BECAUSE MY LUNGS RUPTURED DUE TO THE XTREEM LAFFS

call the doctor

[gebenuwell]

call the doctor

i am the doctor

[Refticus]

i am the doctor

hello, tablesalt is dying from bloodloss can you help him

[gebenuwell]

hello, tablesalt is dying from bloodloss can you help him

ok tell table salt to come to me so i can inject a super duper juice into his bloodstream

[Space1255]

 Nah, all you need to do is to throw salt into the wounds. I should know, my cousin is a doctor.

[gebenuwell]

Nah, all you need to do is to throw salt into the wounds. I should know, my cousin is a doctor.

no that would start a very intense adrenaline rush of pain in the wounds because the salt is very salty and will damage the wound very badly and it would make the blood taste bad

[Space1255]

no that would start a very intense adrenaline rush -snip the rest-

Exactly, that will cause the bleeding to stop and turn him into loving Popeye

[Refticus]

guys he's dying

[gebenuwell]

guys he's dying

oh no
someone get a doctor

[Space1255]

Okay put pressure on his wounds
and put rubbing alcohol in it.

[gebenuwell]

Okay put pressure on his wounds
and put rubbing alcohol in it.

but i am not a doctor

[Space1255]

but i am not a doctor

JUST DO IT