Author Topic: The stuffty Superpower game (because jonnyman5656's died)  (Read 6491 times)

Divide by 0 all over again.

The power to.....survive high falls.

The power to.....survive high falls.
falls don't kill you, impacts do

technomancy

Come on...we all seen how magic and machinery turns out....the last thing we need is another loving Dr. Doom.

The power to manipulate shadows and the absence of light.

All light in the universe is extinguished. Endless Darkness.

The power to be god and make the world a taco.

You get hungry and eat the taco

The ability to make your imagination... Immersive. Virtual reality in your own mind and all your fantasies coming to life.

Can't differentiate reality from fantasy, and you're stuck in a never-ending illusion.


The power to SANIC! (See if you guys can manage that.) 

you're sanic

the power to stuffpost loudly

Can't differentiate reality from fantasy, and you're stuck in a never-ending illusion.

What if its a love fantasy?

the power to stuffpost loudly

Everyone hears you stuffposting and lynches you from a streetlamp right next to City Hall.

Ability to make your drawings come to life

they're all highly aggressive and try to eliminate you

the power to eat lightning and crap thunder

your stomach and star fish always get electrocuted

power to light a light bulb using only a potato

Potatoes can't take excess power from battery linking, resulting in 'potato jam'. Back to testing!

Power to rule over the dead.

They still can't do anything on account of how they're corpses

You can make things explode

You explode.

Power to stuff massive amounts [about 45 tons] of stuff at will

that's already stuffty
in all meanings of the word

If you don't have enough food to stuff you start stuffting out your internal organs

You can jump literally billions of miles into the air

Only on the sun

The power to shut people up by thinking for them to shut up